Urdu Sardar Jokes Funny SMS

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Docters to Sardar.,

Docters: Hum muazrat kha hen

operation kay doran raber ka ..

dastana aap kay pait men reh

gaya, humen dobara opertaion 

kerna pray ga.,

Sardar: Tum log pagal ho kia?

Yeh pakro 30 rupay bazar sy

naya lay aao., +++++++++++

 

 

Aik aadmi sardar say yeh Srdar

G yeh botal men pepsi hai kia?

Sardar: Nahin, yeh menay aik 

aisi dvai tyar ke hai jis ko pee

ker insan such bolna shuru ho

jata hai., . . . .                      

Aadmi: lao mujhay pila bhla,

"Aah thu yeh to detol hai  "

Sardar: Dekha tum such bolna

shuru ho gaye ho.,            

 

 

Sardar ko gali men aik 100 

rupay ka note mila,    note 

pay likha tha Eid mubarak.

Sardar nay idher udher dekha 

aur note jaib dalty huay kaha

"Khair Mubarak"  v.funy...

Aik sardar pr bijli ke taar

gir gyi., Sardar tarap tarp

ker marnay he wala tha k

usay achanak yad aya,

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Bijli to subah say band hy

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Urdu Sardar Jokes|Sardar funny SMS

Urdu Sardar Jokes|Sardar funny SMS

Aik boorhi orat cinema hall men

bethi thi , usa kay hath men cold

drink ki botal thi., Woh kabhi 15

minute kay bad botal ko munh 

say lagati to kabhi 20 minute bad

pas he aik SARDAR bhi betha 

tha , woh yeh sab kuch dekh 

raha tha., Us nay aik dm sy 

orat say botal cheeni aur aik 

he ghoont men sari botal pee

gya aur bola...........

Aisay petay hen botal aik 

minute men, .....

Borhi orat boli,.................

"lekin betay pena kia tha?????

Men to botal men pan thok rhi thi"

hahahahahaha Jeo sardaro

Sardar shadi hui to sardar ny

Dulhan ko munh dikhavi men

gulab ka phool day dia.,

Dulhan., Mujhay nahin chahiye 

yeh gulab ka phool...........

Koi sonay ki cheez do........

Phir kia,,,

Sardar nay sonay ki goli dy di,

Urdu Sardar Jokes|Sardar funny SMS

Samjhnay ki koshish karooo

Mujhay tang mat karo..

Mujhay tum akela chor do.,,

Kal raat mujhay tumhari 

waja say neend nahi aae....

Meri zindagi say mat khelo.

Aik sardar machar say keh

raha tha., hahahahaha....

Aik sardar nay aik larki

ko dekha to zor say kaha,

"Choti c zindagi lamba h

Rasta. Mujh say shadi kr

lo tmhen bhgvan ka wasta.,

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Urdu Hindi Sardar Jokes SMS

Urdu Hindi Sardar Jokes SMS

 

Sardar with friend.

Sardar: kal meri bivi kunven

men gir gyi bahot chot lgi

bichari ko, cheeekh rahi thi.,

Dost: Ab kesi hai???

Sardar: Ab theek hai.....

Kal say kunven men say aavez

nahi aa rahi., hahahaha

 

 

Sardars aur choha.,

Aik sardar kay ghar men choha

Aa gya,... Saray ghar walay us 

kay pechay per gaye, lekin 

choha chat per charh gya.......

aur bola.,  "Men khud kushi kr

loon ga pr kanjron k hath nhi aaon ga"

Aik sardar P.C.O men gaya.,

Mobile nikala aur call ke aur 

bahir aa gaya.....................

dost nay pocha sardar g jab

call mobile say he krni thi 

to P.C.O kyun gaye.?????

Sardar: yar dost nay kaha 

tha P.C.O sya cal kerna sasti pry ge..

 

 Sardar betay say !

Sardar: Beta tuu shair ke olad h,

Shair ke..................................

Aur woh shair men hoooooon.

Beta: Papa school men teachers

bhi yehi kehti hen kay ............

Tuu kisi janver ki olad lgta hai.

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Urdu Jokes of Sardar - SMS

Urdu Jokes of Sardar - SMS

 

Sardar:

Ager neend nah aye to 

kia kerna chahiye ????

2nd Sardar:

Yar neend ka intizar krny

say to behter he hai kay 

Insan so he jaye...........

 

 

Sardar vs Sardar:

1st sardar: 

Yar menay apni girl friend

ko gift deana hai tum btao

mujhay kay kia gift don.,

2nd sardar:

Sonay ki angothi day do.

1st sardar:

Nahin yar koi bri chez bta

2nd sardar:

Tractor ka pichla tyre dy do,

Urdu Jokes of Sardar - SMS

 

 

Sardar nay cycle chalaty 

huaye aik aadmi ko taker

mar di,

Sardar: Ghusa nah karo

bha g, Shuker karo.........

Aadmi: Woh kyun?

Sardar: Aaj meri chutti 

hai verna men truck.....

chalata hoon...

 

 

Sardar aur tota.,

Aik sardar apnay kandhay

per aik tota bitha ker kahin

ja raha tha rastay men aik

aadmi nay nay pocha yeh

konsa janwer hai bhai.....

Tota bola.,

Bhai sahb yeh sardar g hen.,

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Urdu-Sardar Jokes Funny SMS

Urdu-Sardar Jokes Funny SMS

Sardar vs Girl.

Sardar: I like you ..

Girl:  Meri chapal k size 

ka pta hai na aap ko???

Sardar: lo ker lo g gal...

Dosti hoi ni ty frmaishan shuru.,

 

 

Sardar ki shadi..

Aik sardar apni he shadi men

Beht ker roo raha tha.........

Kisi nay pocha ro kyun rhay ho?

Sardar:

Susral walon ny brat men thory

aadmi lanay ko kaha tha.....

Pta ni !!!!!!!!!!!!

"Aba menu v ly k janda a ya ni"

 Urdu-Sardar Jokes Funny SMS 

 

 

Sardar aur susar.

Aik sardar ko us ka susar mar 

raha tha., kisi nay pocha is 

bechary ko kyun mar rahay ho.,

Susar: iski b.v nay is ko hospital

say message kia kay tum bap 

ban gaye ho...

Is kamenay nay woh message 

sab friendz ko send ker dia...

Ustad vs Srdar student;

Ustad: Jis aadmi ko sunai nah

day,.. us ko english men kia 

kehtay henn . ????????????

sardar student:

Ustad g usko jo mrzi keh lo

usko konsa sunai day ga....

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Urdu Sardar funny SMS Jokes

Urdu Sardar funny SMS Jokes

 

70 sla Sardar:

Satar (70) sala sardar apni b.v sy:

Men tery lyi chan sitary tor 

liavan ga: 

Sardarni:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

Chup ker kay beh ja , dandan nal

roti tori ni jandi, wada aya chan

sitary toran aala............

 

 

Sardar aur Sardarni::

Sardarni:

aap ke salgira kay liye itna qemti

soot khreda hai kay bs !!!!!!!!!!!

Sardar bahot khush hua aur bola,

Mujhay dikhao to.,,,

Sardarni: Abhi pehn kr ati hon.

 

 

 Aik sardar pehli bar jahaz men betha,

Jesay he jahaz ka agla tyre zmeen 

say oper utha to sadar pilot ko marny

lage, Aur bola...............................

Men pehlay he dra hua hoon aur 

tum oper sy wheeling ker rhay ho..

Teacher vs sardar.

Teacher: koi aisa mehkma btao ..

jahan oraten kam nah krti hon.,

Sardar:

Firebrigade, 

Teacher woh kyun??????????

Sardar, Kyun kay orton ka kam

aag lgana hota hai , bujhana nhi,

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Sardar jokes in urdu SMS

 Sardar jokes in urdu SMS

:Sardar tuu mujhay teen lakh

Ropay day men tujhay teen

Mahenay bad lota don ga...

After 3 months,

Aadmi sardar kay pas aaya

aur kaha chal apna wada 

pora ker.,

Sardar: Yeh lay "Lota"!!!

 

 

Aik shadi men jin aa gya,

Larkian jin ko dekh ker 

chekhnay lgen, 

Aik Sardar nay Larkion

Say kaha Jao wuzu ker 

kay aao.,

Jab larkian wuzu ker 

ka aaen to:::::::::::::::

Jin ke chekhen nikal

gyen. hahahaha!!!!!

 

 

Sardar aur us ki b.v

Aik sardar ki shadi hui sohag

rat ko sardar sharmaty huay

"Jay ijazat hovay tay men

tuhanu pyar ker lavan????

Sardarni:

Asi tay kadi gheran nu mna

ni keta tusi tay fir v apny o.,

 

 

Sardar Interview,...

Sardar interview denay gya,

Boss: Aap kitnay behn bhai

hen? Sardar: Hum 9 behn 

bhai hen., Boss:  in men say

aap ka kon sa number hai?

Sardar: Telenor ka !!!!!!!!!

 
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Urdu Sardar vs Docter Jokes SMS

Urdu  Sardar Jokes SMS

Aik behri jahaz dob raha tha,

Angrez nay pocha, yahan

say zameen kitni door hai,

Sardar: Aik kilo meter,

Yeh sun ker angrez nay

Chhalang laga di, or pocha

Kis taraf???????

Sardar: thalay nu, thlay nu.,

 

Sardar aik darakht kay sath 

ulta latka hua tha, kisi shakhs

nay pocha, Yeh kia ker rhay

ho???????????????

Sardar: 

sr dard ki goli khai h, kahin 

pait men he nah chali jaye.,

 

Docter and sardar,

Docter: Aik ghanta pehlay aa

jatay to hum is ko bacha lety

Sardar: O saaen, Hik ghanta

pehly e tay accident hoya a.,

Lakh lanat a teri doctri tay.

 

 

 Dr and sardar,

Docter: Bachay ko pani deny

say pehlay ubaal lia karen.,..

Sardar: Lekin ubalnay say to 

Bacha mer nahi jaye ga????

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Urdu Sardar Jee funny sms

Urdu Sardar Jee funny sms

Sardar Madhu singh,

Chitra Singh nay apnay shoher Guru

Singh ko qatal ker dia, 

chitra singh kay betay Madhu singh

nay media say guftugu kertay 

huay kaha ,

Men kabhi shadi nahi krun ga.,

Aur apni olad ko bhi yhi nasehat krun ga.,

 

Sardar jee aur Larki,

Aik sardar door khari larki ko kafi dair say ghoor raha tha,

Larki nay tang aa ker hath say lanat ka ishara kia,

Sardar nay apnay sath khray friend say kaha,

"Lay g aj fir 5 vjay da time fix hoya a"

 

 

Docter Sardar.,

Aik clinic kay bahir logon ki lambi qatar lagi hui thi,

Aik sardar bar bar us qatar men ghusta lekin log usay 

pakar ker qatar say bahir nikal detay, 

tang aa ker sardar bola,

"Lagay rho lagay rho, Men v clinic ni kholni"

 

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Urdu Sardar Jokes SMS

Urdu Sardar Jokes SMS

Teen Sardar motercycle per ja 

rahay thay. Aagay say aik police

 walay nay hath ka ishara detay

 huay roka, Idhar say aik sardar 

nay bhi hath ka ishara kertay 

huay kaha, 

"Na bhai asi pehlay e tin aan"

 

 

Sardar ki b.v bhag gyi, 

Teen din wapas ghar i,

Sardar nay ghusay say 

pocha, Hun ke lain i?

Sardarni: Mobile da charger bhul gyi c.,

 

 

Do docter hospital ke canteen per bethay huay thay, 

aik sardar langrata hua canteen ke counter per aaya, 

Dono doctors sardar ko dekh kr sardar ki bimari ka 

gues kernay lgay lekin kisi nateejay tak nah pohnch 

sktay., aik doctor nay sardar say pocha kia aap ki

 kolhay ki hadi toti hui hai?

Sardar: Nahi,

Dosra docter: Kia aap ke reerh ki hadi ka masla hai?

Sardar: G nahi.,

Dono docters: To phir aap langra ker kyun chal rahay hen?

Sardar: O g meri jutti tutti o-e a.,

 

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