Urdu Sardar Jokes Funny SMS

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Docters to Sardar.,

Docters: Hum muazrat kha hen

operation kay doran raber ka ..

dastana aap kay pait men reh

gaya, humen dobara opertaion 

kerna pray ga.,

Sardar: Tum log pagal ho kia?

Yeh pakro 30 rupay bazar sy

naya lay aao., +++++++++++

 

 

Aik aadmi sardar say yeh Srdar

G yeh botal men pepsi hai kia?

Sardar: Nahin, yeh menay aik 

aisi dvai tyar ke hai jis ko pee

ker insan such bolna shuru ho

jata hai., . . . .                      

Aadmi: lao mujhay pila bhla,

"Aah thu yeh to detol hai  "

Sardar: Dekha tum such bolna

shuru ho gaye ho.,            

 

 

Sardar ko gali men aik 100 

rupay ka note mila,    note 

pay likha tha Eid mubarak.

Sardar nay idher udher dekha 

aur note jaib dalty huay kaha

"Khair Mubarak"  v.funy...



Aik sardar pr bijli ke taar

gir gyi., Sardar tarap tarp

ker marnay he wala tha k

usay achanak yad aya,

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Bijli to subah say band hy


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