Urdu Sardar Jokes SMS World
Docters to Sardar.,
Docters: Hum muazrat kha hen
operation kay doran raber ka ..
dastana aap kay pait men reh
gaya, humen dobara opertaion
kerna pray ga.,
Sardar: Tum log pagal ho kia?
Yeh pakro 30 rupay bazar sy
naya lay aao., +++++++++++
Aik aadmi sardar say yeh Srdar
G yeh botal men pepsi hai kia?
Sardar: Nahin, yeh menay aik
aisi dvai tyar ke hai jis ko pee
ker insan such bolna shuru ho
jata hai., . . . .
Aadmi: lao mujhay pila bhla,
"Aah thu yeh to detol hai "
Sardar: Dekha tum such bolna
shuru ho gaye ho.,
Sardar ko gali men aik 100
rupay ka note mila, note
pay likha tha Eid mubarak.
Sardar nay idher udher dekha
aur note jaib dalty huay kaha
"Khair Mubarak" v.funy...
Aik sardar pr bijli ke taar
gir gyi., Sardar tarap tarp
ker marnay he wala tha k
usay achanak yad aya,
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Bijli to subah say band hy
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