Urdu Sardar Jokes|Sardar funny SMS

Urdu Sardar Jokes|Sardar funny SMS


Aik boorhi orat cinema hall men

bethi thi , usa kay hath men cold

drink ki botal thi., Woh kabhi 15

minute kay bad botal ko munh 

say lagati to kabhi 20 minute bad

pas he aik SARDAR bhi betha 

tha , woh yeh sab kuch dekh 

raha tha., Us nay aik dm sy 

orat say botal cheeni aur aik 

he ghoont men sari botal pee

gya aur bola...........

Aisay petay hen botal aik 

minute men, .....

Borhi orat boli,.................

"lekin betay pena kia tha?????

Men to botal men pan thok rhi thi"

hahahahahaha Jeo sardaro



Sardar shadi hui to sardar ny

Dulhan ko munh dikhavi men

gulab ka phool day dia.,

Dulhan., Mujhay nahin chahiye 

yeh gulab ka phool...........

Koi sonay ki cheez do........

Phir kia,,,

Sardar nay sonay ki goli dy di,

Urdu Sardar Jokes|Sardar funny SMS



Samjhnay ki koshish karooo

Mujhay tang mat karo..

Mujhay tum akela chor do.,,

Kal raat mujhay tumhari 

waja say neend nahi aae....

Meri zindagi say mat khelo.

Aik sardar machar say keh

raha tha., hahahahaha....



Aik sardar nay aik larki

ko dekha to zor say kaha,

"Choti c zindagi lamba h

Rasta. Mujh say shadi kr

lo tmhen bhgvan ka wasta.,


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