Urdu Sardar Jokes|Sardar funny SMS
Aik boorhi orat cinema hall men
bethi thi , usa kay hath men cold
drink ki botal thi., Woh kabhi 15
minute kay bad botal ko munh
say lagati to kabhi 20 minute bad
pas he aik SARDAR bhi betha
tha , woh yeh sab kuch dekh
raha tha., Us nay aik dm sy
orat say botal cheeni aur aik
he ghoont men sari botal pee
gya aur bola...........
Aisay petay hen botal aik
minute men, .....
Borhi orat boli,.................
"lekin betay pena kia tha?????
Men to botal men pan thok rhi thi"
hahahahahaha Jeo sardaro
Sardar shadi hui to sardar ny
Dulhan ko munh dikhavi men
gulab ka phool day dia.,
Dulhan., Mujhay nahin chahiye
yeh gulab ka phool...........
Koi sonay ki cheez do........
Phir kia,,,
Sardar nay sonay ki goli dy di,
Urdu Sardar Jokes|Sardar funny SMS
Samjhnay ki koshish karooo
Mujhay tang mat karo..
Mujhay tum akela chor do.,,
Kal raat mujhay tumhari
waja say neend nahi aae....
Meri zindagi say mat khelo.
Aik sardar machar say keh
raha tha., hahahahaha....
Aik sardar nay aik larki
ko dekha to zor say kaha,
"Choti c zindagi lamba h
Rasta. Mujh say shadi kr
lo tmhen bhgvan ka wasta.,
Urdu English New year greetings, Urdu English Best (Aqval-e-Zarin)