Urdu Hindi Pathan Jokes SMS

Urdu Hindi Pathan Jokes SMS

 

Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjos Hen. 

Dost: Kyun? 

Pathan: Sab Ne 14 August Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahin Bheja

 

 

Pathan Gahlti Sy News Paper Ka Sub-Editor Ban Gia. Usne Aik Khabar Ki Headline Yeh Di: 

"BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA...!" 

Cheif Editor: Yeh Tum Ne Headline Kia Di Hai? 

Pathan: Sir Meny Khabar Ko Aasan Alfaz Men Likha Hai. 

Cheif Editor: Acha Asal Khabar Kia Thi? 

Pathan: "MIAAN WALI MEIN DHAMAKA"

Urdu Hindi Pathan Jokes SMS

 

 

Waiter: Khan Sahib, 10 Rs Tip To Meri Insult Hai.. 

Khan: To Phir..? 

Waiter: 20 Rs To Hon.. 

Khan: Main Tumhari Double Insult Nhi Kr Skta..!

 

 

Ek Pathan Scheme Walii Bottle Ka Dhakan Bar Bar Khol Ky Band Kar Raha Tha. 

Kisi Ne Pucha Kia Hua? 

Pathan: Khocha Dhakan Men Likha Hai 

"Try Again"

Urdu Hindi Pathan Jokes SMS

 

 

Pathan Bus Me Pori Seat Par Pheal Kar Betha Tha 

Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mange 

Pathan:Oye Tere Ko Pta Nahe K Me Kun He? 

Aadmi Dar Gaya Aur Khara Raha 

Next Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mangi 

Pathan Ne Phr Bharm Karwaya 

Us Ne Pathan Ko Pakar Lia Aur Kaha Bta To Kun He? 

Pathan:Muhammad Gul Khan Zai.


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