Urdu Hindi Pathan Jokes SMS
Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjos Hen.
Dost: Kyun?
Pathan: Sab Ne 14 August Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahin Bheja
Pathan Gahlti Sy News Paper Ka Sub-Editor Ban Gia. Usne Aik Khabar Ki Headline Yeh Di:
"BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA...!"
Cheif Editor: Yeh Tum Ne Headline Kia Di Hai?
Pathan: Sir Meny Khabar Ko Aasan Alfaz Men Likha Hai.
Cheif Editor: Acha Asal Khabar Kia Thi?
Pathan: "MIAAN WALI MEIN DHAMAKA"
Urdu Hindi Pathan Jokes SMS
Waiter: Khan Sahib, 10 Rs Tip To Meri Insult Hai..
Khan: To Phir..?
Waiter: 20 Rs To Hon..
Khan: Main Tumhari Double Insult Nhi Kr Skta..!
Ek Pathan Scheme Walii Bottle Ka Dhakan Bar Bar Khol Ky Band Kar Raha Tha.
Kisi Ne Pucha Kia Hua?
Pathan: Khocha Dhakan Men Likha Hai
"Try Again"
Urdu Hindi Pathan Jokes SMS
Pathan Bus Me Pori Seat Par Pheal Kar Betha Tha
Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mange
Pathan:Oye Tere Ko Pta Nahe K Me Kun He?
Aadmi Dar Gaya Aur Khara Raha
Next Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mangi
Pathan Ne Phr Bharm Karwaya
Us Ne Pathan Ko Pakar Lia Aur Kaha Bta To Kun He?
Pathan:Muhammad Gul Khan Zai.
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