Urdu funny SmS jokes

Urdu funny SmS jokes

Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu!
Baap:
Thanks mere paisay aur time dono bach gaye.
Beti: Papa mein to letter parh rahi hun!
jo mummy rakh ky Gayi hen..!! :D
Urdu funny SmS jokes


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Wah G Wah..
Kya bat hai.
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Jumeraat k Paise Giney ja rahe hain..!!:-
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Gino G Gino...
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Men kahon k Aaj janab k Msg Q nahi aa rahy:>
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4 paisy kya aa gaye,
hamen bhool gaye:*
*Happy Jumeraat*


Pathan ki ami ki tabeyat kharab hui,.
Hospital legya
doctor ne kaha
2 test honge,
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Pathan zor zor se rone laga,
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Ab kya hoga
Meri Maa to anparh hai.:(:/


Men to youn he udas betha pani men pathar phenk raha tha faraz,
Panii say aik dadu nikal kay bola.
"Ani dia hedy pani vich aa teri udasi kadan, pathar mar kay meri mashoq da sir par dita e"

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