Urdu Whatsapp SMS

Urdu Whatsapp SMS

Hanstay raho muskratay raho..
Aik cheeni aur Pakistani chaand per gaye,
Oper jaa ker Cheeni nay nechay dekhtay huay kaha,
Woh dekho China wall nazer aa rahi hai...
Pakistani: Anni dia aj budh a tay CNG wasty line lagi a.


Sabzi teri ho Mandi meri ho,
wa wa wa..
Gari meri ho CNG teri ho,,.
wa wa wa..
Hum dono ki dosti itni gehri ho..
K Mangeter teri ho or shadi meri ho..
Ab bhi bol na wa wa....


Husbands are like bluetooth..
When they are with wife they are connected with her.
When they are not they are searching for other devices..


Aik bhikari ki lottery lg gyi,,
Uss nay mandir banvaya..
2nd bhikari,, Mandir kyun banvaya?
1st: Ab men is kay samnay akelay he bheek manga karon ga.
The solid investment...

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Whatsapp Urdu Status

Whatsapp Urdu Status

Congratulation !!!
Whatsapp and BBM are ranked 2nd and 3rd position
for chatting and gossip.
However, Women still continue yo retain the first position.


Baaten to bahot kertay ho Ishq aur khaloos ki..
Zara apnay dil men bhi to dekho hum hen bhi ya nahi,?


Wife: Tumm mujhay aisi do baten bolo kay aik say men khush ho jaon aur dosri per mujhay ghusa aa jaye.,
Husband: Tum meri zindagi ho, Aur lanat hai aisi zindagi per..


Ustaad: Pakistan men aman qaim kyun nahi hota?
Papu: Humara jhanda (flag) he ulta hai,
Ustaad: woh kesay?
Papu: Sufaid rang aman ka hai aur sabz (green) rang qom ka,
Aman ko danda dua hua hai, ager yehi danda qom ko dia hota to aaj aman qaim hota.,
Ustaad: Lakh de lanat e kutia...

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Urdu Whatsapp status sms

Urdu Whatsapp Status

Dekh  bhai Jewelery to Diamond ki honi chahiye,,
Sonay ki to baby dolls bhi hoti hen........,
 

Kertay hen meri khamiyon ka tazkra iss tarah say,
Log apnay aamal men farishtay hoon jesay...


 Whatsapp..
Aaj mujh say meray aik dost nay pochaa ,,
Whatsapp ya facebook use kertay ho????
Menay kahin nahin yaar men use nhin krta,
Balkay yen dono mujhay use krti hen......
hahahahaha,,,,,,,,,,


Bivi Shoher say , saath walay ghar men lrai ho rahi hai,
aap aik baar jaeen to sahi....
Shoher, Nahin , men aik bar gaya tha abhi tk lrai ho rahi h,


Dill ke khamoshi say sanson kay thehr janay tak,
Woh shakhs mujhay yaad aye ga mrr janay tak..

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Whatsapp status in Urdu

Whatsapp status in Urdu

New Generation kii perhai,.
Facebook last seen 8 second ago,
Whatsapp last seen 4 second ago,
Aurd book last seen 8 months ago,
Waoooo.,,,,,,,,,,


Main la medhood tha....
Uss nay kia mehdood tha..
Meri Ibtida bhi uss say
Meri intiha bhi uss say..


Larkon ka larkion say number mangny ka naya tareeka,
"Kiaa tumm whatsapp use kerti ho?????????????????


Apni Muhabbat ka mustaqil pta jan'nay kay liye,
Apna naam likhen aur apni mashooq ka naam likhen
aurd us ko apnay abu kay number per send ker den
Whatsapp..........,


Tumharay wastay rakhay hen men nay do tohfay,
Dil ibtida kay liye jaan intiha kay liye...........

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Whatsapp Urdu Status

Whatsapp Urdu Status

Kaash kay mill jaye mujhay muqadar ki siahi aur qulam,
Lamhay lamhay ki khushi likh doon naam tumhary.......


Pagal pan ki saari lakeren meray he haath men kiyun?
Jiss ko chahon men he chahon, men he chahon, kiyun?


Men pee ker nahi behkta usay dekh ker behkta hon,,
Itna bata sharab haram hui ya woh???????????????


Shukker hai Whatsapp ka urdu version nahi hai..
Nahin to "last seen" ki jaga likha hota aakhiri dedar.,


"Dont touch my soul with dirty hands, its whatapp"


I want inspire people,
I want someone look at me,
And say "Because of you
I don't give up."

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Urdu Whatsapp SMS

 Urdu Whatsapp SMS

Tora Kuchh iss adda say taluq us nay,
Mahii.........
Kay saari umer apna qasoor dhondtay rahay.,


Yeh Marhala bhi muhabbat men Khush gawar raha
Uljhana tumm say , Tumhari hi aarzu kerna....


Tum ko dekhun to Piyar bahot aata hai,,
Zindagi pehly to itni haseen lgti nah thi..


Log pather kay button ko pooj ker bhi masoom rahay,
Maahi.....
Hum nay ik insaan ko chaha to gunehgar ho gaye.,,

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