Urdu Whatsapp SMS

Urdu Whatsapp SMS

Hanstay raho muskratay raho..
Aik cheeni aur Pakistani chaand per gaye,
Oper jaa ker Cheeni nay nechay dekhtay huay kaha,
Woh dekho China wall nazer aa rahi hai...
Pakistani: Anni dia aj budh a tay CNG wasty line lagi a.


Sabzi teri ho Mandi meri ho,
wa wa wa..
Gari meri ho CNG teri ho,,.
wa wa wa..
Hum dono ki dosti itni gehri ho..
K Mangeter teri ho or shadi meri ho..
Ab bhi bol na wa wa....


Husbands are like bluetooth..
When they are with wife they are connected with her.
When they are not they are searching for other devices..


Aik bhikari ki lottery lg gyi,,
Uss nay mandir banvaya..
2nd bhikari,, Mandir kyun banvaya?
1st: Ab men is kay samnay akelay he bheek manga karon ga.
The solid investment...

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