Urdu Adult SMS Messages

A Sardar was working…
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for the 1st time in a garment shop…
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A customer girl asked:
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Underwear dikhana please…
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Sardar thora sharmakar: ..
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G aaj pehna nahiN hai ..
lolx hahahahhaha

DOCTOR kehty hain…
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BAchEy 2 he Achey…
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Doctor To a Lady:
WAisEy ApKe kitnE BAchey hAin??
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LADY: PehLeY tuo 2 he thAy…
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LeKiN JAbSey IshtehAr dekhA hy tou..
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Achey ki TALAsh mEi 11 hogAyE hey…

TEACHeR 2 a girl:Who created the earth???
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(Boy pokes the girl’s back with a pen)
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GIRL: Oh God!
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TEACHeR:G00d. Correct ans!!
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TEACHR:Who was BORN on 25 dec???
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……(Boy pokes her again)
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Girl: Oh Jesus!!
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TEACHeR:Very G00d. Correct ans!
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TEACHeR:What did eve tell adam
when dey had their 17th baby???
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(Boy pokes her back again)
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Girl: If u d0n’t stop inserting ..
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that thing in2 me nw..
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I’ll break dat into 2 pieces….
Teacher faintd!!

   

A Girl enters the class ..
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with her new sandal..
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Boys: Chappal achhe hai.. Wah wah
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Girl: NikalOOn kya???
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Then all the Boys (ek sath):
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Lo kar lo baat…
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Dress to aur bhi achi hai….!!! lolx

Mental Hospital Mey..
Nurse Ek Patient (Pagal) Sey:-
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Mera Dupatta Utaro…
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Pagal: Ok !
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Nurse: Ab Meri Kameez Bhi Utaro…
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Pagal: Ok !
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Nurse: Ab Meri Salwar Bhi Utaro???
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Pagal- Ok !!!
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Nurse: Ab Meri Bra r Panty Bhi…
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AOr Dhyaan Rahe…
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Aainda Kabhi MereY Kapry NahiN Pehanna..!!
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Aaj Fir Aapki Soch Ko 21 Topo Ki Salaami 

A couple went 2 an Art Gallery.
There was a picture of a girl covered only by
leaves..
Typical Husband was staring at the picture.
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Wife: Ghar abhi chaloge, ya hawa aane tak rukogey? hahahahahahahaha

Lady milk bechny Walay Se Bhai
Aaj Kal Doodh Boht Patla Aa raha Hay?
milk bechny wala: BiBi g Mujhay Q Bata Rahi Hai,
Kisi DoctOr ko Dikhao..

sadia ko dieting ka shoOOq huwa, ami ley ayin SUFI.
SUFI sahib pey aitmad jo tha..
Subah huwi to na SUFI tha na Sadia.
Buhot talash kiya kuch pata na chaala.
Phir eik KISAAN ney bataya wo KASHMIR mey hain.
Or Man Pasand life guzar rahey hain.
5 saal bad Hina wapis aai to 7 me khan
Shaan or tipu sultan bhi they.
Lo kar lOOo SUFI g  per aitmaad…!!

wedding k dosri din saheli ney dulhan sey pocha
Saheli: Kal Raat Ko Terey 7 Kya Huwa?
Dulhan: Kuch Nahi Huwa
Saheli: Arey Bata Na, Sharma Kyu Rahi Hai
Dulhan: Pehle Unhone Meri Chunni Utar Kar Killi Par Tangi,
Phir Meri Kameej Or Salwar Utar Kar Killi Par Tangi
Saheli: Phir Kya Huwa?
Dulhan: Phir Killi Tut Gai… R…
Saheli: Or Kiya?
Dulhan: Or Woh Salla Subha Tak Killi Thokta Raha.

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