Urdu Hindi Pathan Jokes SMS

Urdu Hindi Pathan Jokes SMS

 

Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjos Hen. 

Dost: Kyun? 

Pathan: Sab Ne 14 August Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahin Bheja

 

 

Pathan Gahlti Sy News Paper Ka Sub-Editor Ban Gia. Usne Aik Khabar Ki Headline Yeh Di: 

"BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA...!" 

Cheif Editor: Yeh Tum Ne Headline Kia Di Hai? 

Pathan: Sir Meny Khabar Ko Aasan Alfaz Men Likha Hai. 

Cheif Editor: Acha Asal Khabar Kia Thi? 

Pathan: "MIAAN WALI MEIN DHAMAKA"

Urdu Hindi Pathan Jokes SMS

 

 

Waiter: Khan Sahib, 10 Rs Tip To Meri Insult Hai.. 

Khan: To Phir..? 

Waiter: 20 Rs To Hon.. 

Khan: Main Tumhari Double Insult Nhi Kr Skta..!

 

 

Ek Pathan Scheme Walii Bottle Ka Dhakan Bar Bar Khol Ky Band Kar Raha Tha. 

Kisi Ne Pucha Kia Hua? 

Pathan: Khocha Dhakan Men Likha Hai 

"Try Again"

Urdu Hindi Pathan Jokes SMS

 

 

Pathan Bus Me Pori Seat Par Pheal Kar Betha Tha 

Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mange 

Pathan:Oye Tere Ko Pta Nahe K Me Kun He? 

Aadmi Dar Gaya Aur Khara Raha 

Next Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mangi 

Pathan Ne Phr Bharm Karwaya 

Us Ne Pathan Ko Pakar Lia Aur Kaha Bta To Kun He? 

Pathan:Muhammad Gul Khan Zai.

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Pathan Funny Jokes SMS in Urdu

 Urdu Pathan Funny Jokes SMS

Pathan K Pas 1 Mehmaan Aya. Pathan Bola: ''Oy Yara Is Pankhy K Nechay Betho Tumhe Sawaab Milega.  

Mehman: woh Kesy? 

Pathan: Hum Yeh Pankha Masjid Se Utar Kay Laya Hai.

 

 

1 Pathan Apna Mobile Qabristaan Men Dafna Raha Tha. 

Man: Ye Kiya Ker Rhay Ho?

Pathan: Yaar Dukan Waly Ny Kaha Hy K Mobile DEAD Ho Gya Hay

 Urdu Pathan Funny Jokes SMS

 

 

Ustaad Pathan Sy Pakistan K Kitny Soobay Hay? 

Pathan : (4) 

Ustaad Sahabash Un Ky Nam Btao

Pathan: Mashrik, Maghrib, Shumaal, Junob.

 

 

1 Patan Ny Jaili Note Banaya Or Quaid E Azam Ki Toppi Bhol Gya 

Jab Dukandar Ko Dia To Dukandar Ny Kaha: 

Iski To Toppi Nahi Hai. 

Pathan Bola: 

Ye Quaid e Azam Lala Ki Garmion Ki Tasveer Hay

 Urdu Pathan Funny Jokes SMS

 

 

Pathan Ko Aik Bandar Mila. Wo Usay Police Station Le Gaya. 

Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jaao Aglay Roz Inspector Ny Pathan Ko Bandar Kay Saath Bus Stop Pe Dekhaa

Inspector: Isay Zoo NahiN LeKar Gaye?  

Pathan: Kal Main Isay Zoo Ly Gaya Tha, BaRa Maza Aaya. Aaj Hum DonoN Film Dekhnay Ja Rahay HaiN.......

 

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Urdu-Pathan Jokes Funny SMS

Urdu-Pathan Jokes Funny SMS

 

Pathan wife say:

Light nahin hai to pankha he

chala do,..............................

Bivi; Aakhir pathan he ho na

aqal to hay he nahin tm men

pankhan chala dia to mom 

bati bujh jaye ge phir kia kro

gay andheray men?????????

 

 

Pathan apna rishta dekhny

gaya ghar walon nay   dono 

ko akela chor dia,. ............

Pathan: baji aap log kitnay

behan bhai ho ????????????

Larki: ghusay say, pehlay 8

thay ab 9 ho gaye hen.......

 

 

Pathan Air hosts say, tmhara

Shakal hamari bivi say milta

bahot milta hai,..................

Air hosts: Bakwas band karo

Pathan: Masha'Allah, zaban

bhi milta hai......................

 

 

Aik Pathan Dubai kay aik hotel

men Rost khany kay baad hadian

chiba raha tha, pas betha aik 

Indian biscuit kha raha tha us 

nay tanzia lehjay men 

kaha , Oy khan tum log to 

hadyan bhi nahin chortay tmhary

Mulk men kutay kia khaty hen?

Pathan:   Biscuit: 

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Urdu Pathan Jokes SMS

Urdu Pathan Jokes SMS

 

Teacher to Pathan.

Teacher: "Zameen pr rehny waly

Janver bachay dety aur hava men 

urnay walay anday"                   

Woh kon c cheez hai jo hawa 

men urti hai lekin bachay deti h

Pathan: Air Hostes,.........

 

 

Larki: meri ami ko tum bahot

pasand aaye ho.,...................

Pathan: sharmaty huay,....

Kuch bhi ho pr hum shadi tm

he say kray ga.,

Khala ko kaho hum ko bhol

jaye., hahahahahahahahaha

 

 

2 pathan pani penay gaye to

glass maiz per ulta pra tha...

aik pathan: is ka to munh he

band hai,.

dosra pathan: yeh to nechay 

say bhi tota hua hai.............

Teacher 2 say 2 niklay to 

baqi kia bacha????????????

Pathan: Hum ko swal smjh

nahi aaya, . . . . . .  . . . . . 

Teacher: tumhary pas 2 rotyan

then tum nay kha len, tumhary

pas baqi kia bacha????????

Pathan: Salan !!!Pathan c..

Aadmi pathan say:

Teri bivi meray qabzay men h

saboot kay liye 2 unglyan bhej

raha hon.,                     

Pathan: Saboot paka nahin h

Zaban bhej Zaban, g o pthan,

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