Urdu Pathan Jokes SMS

Urdu Pathan Jokes SMS

 

Teacher to Pathan.

Teacher: "Zameen pr rehny waly

Janver bachay dety aur hava men 

urnay walay anday"                   

Woh kon c cheez hai jo hawa 

men urti hai lekin bachay deti h

Pathan: Air Hostes,.........

 

 

Larki: meri ami ko tum bahot

pasand aaye ho.,...................

Pathan: sharmaty huay,....

Kuch bhi ho pr hum shadi tm

he say kray ga.,

Khala ko kaho hum ko bhol

jaye., hahahahahahahahaha

 

 

2 pathan pani penay gaye to

glass maiz per ulta pra tha...

aik pathan: is ka to munh he

band hai,.

dosra pathan: yeh to nechay 

say bhi tota hua hai.............



Teacher 2 say 2 niklay to 

baqi kia bacha????????????

Pathan: Hum ko swal smjh

nahi aaya, . . . . . .  . . . . . 

Teacher: tumhary pas 2 rotyan

then tum nay kha len, tumhary

pas baqi kia bacha????????

Pathan: Salan !!!Pathan c..



Aadmi pathan say:

Teri bivi meray qabzay men h

saboot kay liye 2 unglyan bhej

raha hon.,                     

Pathan: Saboot paka nahin h

Zaban bhej Zaban, g o pthan,


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