Urdu Pathan Jokes SMS
Teacher to Pathan.
Teacher: "Zameen pr rehny waly
Janver bachay dety aur hava men
urnay walay anday"
Woh kon c cheez hai jo hawa
men urti hai lekin bachay deti h
Pathan: Air Hostes,.........
Larki: meri ami ko tum bahot
pasand aaye ho.,...................
Pathan: sharmaty huay,....
Kuch bhi ho pr hum shadi tm
he say kray ga.,
Khala ko kaho hum ko bhol
jaye., hahahahahahahahaha
2 pathan pani penay gaye to
glass maiz per ulta pra tha...
aik pathan: is ka to munh he
band hai,.
dosra pathan: yeh to nechay
say bhi tota hua hai.............
Teacher 2 say 2 niklay to
baqi kia bacha????????????
Pathan: Hum ko swal smjh
nahi aaya, . . . . . . . . . . .
Teacher: tumhary pas 2 rotyan
then tum nay kha len, tumhary
pas baqi kia bacha????????
Pathan: Salan !!!Pathan c..
Aadmi pathan say:
Teri bivi meray qabzay men h
saboot kay liye 2 unglyan bhej
raha hon.,
Pathan: Saboot paka nahin h
Zaban bhej Zaban, g o pthan,
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