Urdu-Pathan Jokes Funny SMS

Urdu-Pathan Jokes Funny SMS

 

Pathan wife say:

Light nahin hai to pankha he

chala do,..............................

Bivi; Aakhir pathan he ho na

aqal to hay he nahin tm men

pankhan chala dia to mom 

bati bujh jaye ge phir kia kro

gay andheray men?????????

 

 

Pathan apna rishta dekhny

gaya ghar walon nay   dono 

ko akela chor dia,. ............

Pathan: baji aap log kitnay

behan bhai ho ????????????

Larki: ghusay say, pehlay 8

thay ab 9 ho gaye hen.......

 

 

Pathan Air hosts say, tmhara

Shakal hamari bivi say milta

bahot milta hai,..................

Air hosts: Bakwas band karo

Pathan: Masha'Allah, zaban

bhi milta hai......................

 

 

Aik Pathan Dubai kay aik hotel

men Rost khany kay baad hadian

chiba raha tha, pas betha aik 

Indian biscuit kha raha tha us 

nay tanzia lehjay men 

kaha , Oy khan tum log to 

hadyan bhi nahin chortay tmhary

Mulk men kutay kia khaty hen?

Pathan:   Biscuit: 


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