Urdu-Pathan Jokes Funny SMS
Pathan wife say:
Light nahin hai to pankha he
chala do,..............................
Bivi; Aakhir pathan he ho na
aqal to hay he nahin tm men
pankhan chala dia to mom
bati bujh jaye ge phir kia kro
gay andheray men?????????
Pathan apna rishta dekhny
gaya ghar walon nay dono
ko akela chor dia,. ............
Pathan: baji aap log kitnay
behan bhai ho ????????????
Larki: ghusay say, pehlay 8
thay ab 9 ho gaye hen.......
Pathan Air hosts say, tmhara
Shakal hamari bivi say milta
bahot milta hai,..................
Air hosts: Bakwas band karo
Pathan: Masha'Allah, zaban
bhi milta hai......................
Aik Pathan Dubai kay aik hotel
men Rost khany kay baad hadian
chiba raha tha, pas betha aik
Indian biscuit kha raha tha us
nay tanzia lehjay men
kaha , Oy khan tum log to
hadyan bhi nahin chortay tmhary
Mulk men kutay kia khaty hen?
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