Pathan Funny Jokes SMS in Urdu

 Urdu Pathan Funny Jokes SMS

Pathan K Pas 1 Mehmaan Aya. Pathan Bola: ''Oy Yara Is Pankhy K Nechay Betho Tumhe Sawaab Milega.  

Mehman: woh Kesy? 

Pathan: Hum Yeh Pankha Masjid Se Utar Kay Laya Hai.

 

 

1 Pathan Apna Mobile Qabristaan Men Dafna Raha Tha. 

Man: Ye Kiya Ker Rhay Ho?

Pathan: Yaar Dukan Waly Ny Kaha Hy K Mobile DEAD Ho Gya Hay

 Urdu Pathan Funny Jokes SMS

 

 

Ustaad Pathan Sy Pakistan K Kitny Soobay Hay? 

Pathan : (4) 

Ustaad Sahabash Un Ky Nam Btao

Pathan: Mashrik, Maghrib, Shumaal, Junob.

 

 

1 Patan Ny Jaili Note Banaya Or Quaid E Azam Ki Toppi Bhol Gya 

Jab Dukandar Ko Dia To Dukandar Ny Kaha: 

Iski To Toppi Nahi Hai. 

Pathan Bola: 

Ye Quaid e Azam Lala Ki Garmion Ki Tasveer Hay

 Urdu Pathan Funny Jokes SMS

 

 

Pathan Ko Aik Bandar Mila. Wo Usay Police Station Le Gaya. 

Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jaao Aglay Roz Inspector Ny Pathan Ko Bandar Kay Saath Bus Stop Pe Dekhaa

Inspector: Isay Zoo NahiN LeKar Gaye?  

Pathan: Kal Main Isay Zoo Ly Gaya Tha, BaRa Maza Aaya. Aaj Hum DonoN Film Dekhnay Ja Rahay HaiN.......

 

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