Whatsapp Urdu Status

Whatsapp Urdu Status

Congratulation !!!
Whatsapp and BBM are ranked 2nd and 3rd position
for chatting and gossip.
However, Women still continue yo retain the first position.


Baaten to bahot kertay ho Ishq aur khaloos ki..
Zara apnay dil men bhi to dekho hum hen bhi ya nahi,?


Wife: Tumm mujhay aisi do baten bolo kay aik say men khush ho jaon aur dosri per mujhay ghusa aa jaye.,
Husband: Tum meri zindagi ho, Aur lanat hai aisi zindagi per..


Ustaad: Pakistan men aman qaim kyun nahi hota?
Papu: Humara jhanda (flag) he ulta hai,
Ustaad: woh kesay?
Papu: Sufaid rang aman ka hai aur sabz (green) rang qom ka,
Aman ko danda dua hua hai, ager yehi danda qom ko dia hota to aaj aman qaim hota.,
Ustaad: Lakh de lanat e kutia...

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