Urdu Funny SMS-Messages

Urdu Funny SMS-Messages
Love Bhare Hindi sms
Ek dau teenh, chaar pach cheh sath ath nauu, duss gyarah, barah tera…Very nice .. kal ABCD seekenge.

Tajmahal Banaya
Shahjahan ne Taj Mahal banaya, Bahut Khus Hua, har ek Deewaro ko gor se dekha, sab khidki ko gor se dekha, har ek decoration ko dekha, phir bhari soach mein pad gaya aur achanak bola… Majak majak mein …Solid Kharcha ho gaya bhai

Satan aur Banta Hindi SMS Joke
Santa ATM se paise nikal raha tha, itne mein banta bola hahaha …maine tumhara pass word deakh liya hai aur mein jaanta hu woh ***** hai. Santa bola, galat jawab, mera pasword tau 12345 hai.

Funny Love Joke in hindi
Yeh joh tension hai woh deemag mein hota hai aur pyaar dil mein, lekin phir bhi jab tension hoti hai tau dil ka daura padta hai aut jub pyaar hota hai tau log pagal ho jaate ho. Yeh kaisa connection hai?

Sardar ji Hindi SMS Jokes
Santa Singh ek bar bank loot leta hai aur cashier ko kahata hai ke 50000 ess bag mein bharo do, Cashier bolta hai sau sau ke logo na? Santa Singh bolta hai nahi khada hoke he le lunga.

Funny SMS in Hindi from Girl to Boy
Agar tum mujhe bhool jaoge tau 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 sab ke sab daath tod dungi. :D

Mumbaiya Funny Sms
You Are Marvellous
You Are Aggressive
You Are Mastermind
and You Are Unbelievable
In short You Are M-A-M-U!

Bollywood Funny Hindi SMS
Robert to Ajit
England mein War ho gaya hai ‘Bass”
Ajit To Robert
So What? India mein har roz war hota hai, Somwar, Mangalwar, Budhwar…!


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