Urdu Sardar funny SMS Jokes
70 sla Sardar:
Satar (70) sala sardar apni b.v sy:
Men tery lyi chan sitary tor
liavan ga:
Sardarni:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
Chup ker kay beh ja , dandan nal
roti tori ni jandi, wada aya chan
sitary toran aala............
Sardar aur Sardarni::
Sardarni:
aap ke salgira kay liye itna qemti
soot khreda hai kay bs !!!!!!!!!!!
Sardar bahot khush hua aur bola,
Mujhay dikhao to.,,,
Sardarni: Abhi pehn kr ati hon.
Aik sardar pehli bar jahaz men betha,
Jesay he jahaz ka agla tyre zmeen
say oper utha to sadar pilot ko marny
lage, Aur bola...............................
Men pehlay he dra hua hoon aur
tum oper sy wheeling ker rhay ho..
Teacher vs sardar.
Teacher: koi aisa mehkma btao ..
jahan oraten kam nah krti hon.,
Sardar:
Firebrigade,
Teacher woh kyun??????????
Sardar, Kyun kay orton ka kam
aag lgana hota hai , bujhana nhi,
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