Urdu Sardar funny SMS Jokes

Urdu Sardar funny SMS Jokes

 

70 sla Sardar:

Satar (70) sala sardar apni b.v sy:

Men tery lyi chan sitary tor 

liavan ga: 

Sardarni:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

Chup ker kay beh ja , dandan nal

roti tori ni jandi, wada aya chan

sitary toran aala............

 

 

Sardar aur Sardarni::

Sardarni:

aap ke salgira kay liye itna qemti

soot khreda hai kay bs !!!!!!!!!!!

Sardar bahot khush hua aur bola,

Mujhay dikhao to.,,,

Sardarni: Abhi pehn kr ati hon.

 

 

 Aik sardar pehli bar jahaz men betha,

Jesay he jahaz ka agla tyre zmeen 

say oper utha to sadar pilot ko marny

lage, Aur bola...............................

Men pehlay he dra hua hoon aur 

tum oper sy wheeling ker rhay ho..



Teacher vs sardar.

Teacher: koi aisa mehkma btao ..

jahan oraten kam nah krti hon.,

Sardar:

Firebrigade, 

Teacher woh kyun??????????

Sardar, Kyun kay orton ka kam

aag lgana hota hai , bujhana nhi,


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