Sardar jokes in urdu SMS

 Sardar jokes in urdu SMS

:Sardar tuu mujhay teen lakh

Ropay day men tujhay teen

Mahenay bad lota don ga...

After 3 months,

Aadmi sardar kay pas aaya

aur kaha chal apna wada 

pora ker.,

Sardar: Yeh lay "Lota"!!!

 

 

Aik shadi men jin aa gya,

Larkian jin ko dekh ker 

chekhnay lgen, 

Aik Sardar nay Larkion

Say kaha Jao wuzu ker 

kay aao.,

Jab larkian wuzu ker 

ka aaen to:::::::::::::::

Jin ke chekhen nikal

gyen. hahahaha!!!!!

 

 

Sardar aur us ki b.v

Aik sardar ki shadi hui sohag

rat ko sardar sharmaty huay

"Jay ijazat hovay tay men

tuhanu pyar ker lavan????

Sardarni:

Asi tay kadi gheran nu mna

ni keta tusi tay fir v apny o.,

 

 

Sardar Interview,...

Sardar interview denay gya,

Boss: Aap kitnay behn bhai

hen? Sardar: Hum 9 behn 

bhai hen., Boss:  in men say

aap ka kon sa number hai?

Sardar: Telenor ka !!!!!!!!!

 
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