Urdu Sardar Jokes SMS
Aik behri jahaz dob raha tha,
Angrez nay pocha, yahan
say zameen kitni door hai,
Sardar: Aik kilo meter,
Yeh sun ker angrez nay
Chhalang laga di, or pocha
Kis taraf???????
Sardar: thalay nu, thlay nu.,
Sardar aik darakht kay sath
ulta latka hua tha, kisi shakhs
nay pocha, Yeh kia ker rhay
ho???????????????
Sardar:
sr dard ki goli khai h, kahin
pait men he nah chali jaye.,
Docter and sardar,
Docter: Aik ghanta pehlay aa
jatay to hum is ko bacha lety
Sardar: O saaen, Hik ghanta
pehly e tay accident hoya a.,
Lakh lanat a teri doctri tay.
Dr and sardar,
Docter: Bachay ko pani deny
say pehlay ubaal lia karen.,..
Sardar: Lekin ubalnay say to
Bacha mer nahi jaye ga????
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