Urdu Sardar vs Docter Jokes SMS

Urdu  Sardar Jokes SMS


Aik behri jahaz dob raha tha,

Angrez nay pocha, yahan

say zameen kitni door hai,

Sardar: Aik kilo meter,

Yeh sun ker angrez nay

Chhalang laga di, or pocha

Kis taraf???????

Sardar: thalay nu, thlay nu.,

 


Sardar aik darakht kay sath 

ulta latka hua tha, kisi shakhs

nay pocha, Yeh kia ker rhay

ho???????????????

Sardar: 

sr dard ki goli khai h, kahin 

pait men he nah chali jaye.,

 


Docter and sardar,

Docter: Aik ghanta pehlay aa

jatay to hum is ko bacha lety

Sardar: O saaen, Hik ghanta

pehly e tay accident hoya a.,

Lakh lanat a teri doctri tay.

 

 

 Dr and sardar,

Docter: Bachay ko pani deny

say pehlay ubaal lia karen.,..

Sardar: Lekin ubalnay say to 

Bacha mer nahi jaye ga????


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