Gain weight in a week?

Gain weight in a week?
Apna Wazan Sirf 7 dino men barhaen.

Urdu Sardar Jee funny sms

Urdu Sardar Jee funny sms

Sardar Madhu singh,

Chitra Singh nay apnay shoher Guru

Singh ko qatal ker dia, 

chitra singh kay betay Madhu singh

nay media say guftugu kertay 

huay kaha ,

Men kabhi shadi nahi krun ga.,

Aur apni olad ko bhi yhi nasehat krun ga.,


 

Sardar jee aur Larki,

Aik sardar door khari larki ko kafi dair say ghoor raha tha,

Larki nay tang aa ker hath say lanat ka ishara kia,

Sardar nay apnay sath khray friend say kaha,

"Lay g aj fir 5 vjay da time fix hoya a"

 

 

Docter Sardar.,

Aik clinic kay bahir logon ki lambi qatar lagi hui thi,

Aik sardar bar bar us qatar men ghusta lekin log usay 

pakar ker qatar say bahir nikal detay, 

tang aa ker sardar bola,

"Lagay rho lagay rho, Men v clinic ni kholni"

 




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