Urdu Sardar Jokes SMS

Urdu Sardar Jokes SMS


Teen Sardar motercycle per ja 

rahay thay. Aagay say aik police

 walay nay hath ka ishara detay

 huay roka, Idhar say aik sardar 

nay bhi hath ka ishara kertay 

huay kaha, 

"Na bhai asi pehlay e tin aan"

 

 

Sardar ki b.v bhag gyi, 

Teen din wapas ghar i,

Sardar nay ghusay say 

pocha, Hun ke lain i?

Sardarni: Mobile da charger bhul gyi c.,

 

 

Do docter hospital ke canteen per bethay huay thay, 

aik sardar langrata hua canteen ke counter per aaya, 

Dono doctors sardar ko dekh kr sardar ki bimari ka 

gues kernay lgay lekin kisi nateejay tak nah pohnch 

sktay., aik doctor nay sardar say pocha kia aap ki

 kolhay ki hadi toti hui hai?

Sardar: Nahi,

Dosra docter: Kia aap ke reerh ki hadi ka masla hai?

Sardar: G nahi.,

Dono docters: To phir aap langra ker kyun chal rahay hen?

Sardar: O g meri jutti tutti o-e a.,

 

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