Urdu Sardar Jokes SMS
Teen Sardar motercycle per ja
rahay thay. Aagay say aik police
walay nay hath ka ishara detay
huay roka, Idhar say aik sardar
nay bhi hath ka ishara kertay
huay kaha,
"Na bhai asi pehlay e tin aan"
Sardar ki b.v bhag gyi,
Teen din wapas ghar i,
Sardar nay ghusay say
pocha, Hun ke lain i?
Sardarni: Mobile da charger bhul gyi c.,
Do docter hospital ke canteen per bethay huay thay,
aik sardar langrata hua canteen ke counter per aaya,
Dono doctors sardar ko dekh kr sardar ki bimari ka
gues kernay lgay lekin kisi nateejay tak nah pohnch
sktay., aik doctor nay sardar say pocha kia aap ki
kolhay ki hadi toti hui hai?
Sardar: Nahi,
Dosra docter: Kia aap ke reerh ki hadi ka masla hai?
Sardar: G nahi.,
Dono docters: To phir aap langra ker kyun chal rahay hen?
Sardar: O g meri jutti tutti o-e a.,
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