Urdu-Sardar Jokes Funny SMS

Urdu-Sardar Jokes Funny SMS


Sardar vs Girl.

Sardar: I like you ..

Girl:  Meri chapal k size 

ka pta hai na aap ko???

Sardar: lo ker lo g gal...

Dosti hoi ni ty frmaishan shuru.,

 

 

Sardar ki shadi..

Aik sardar apni he shadi men

Beht ker roo raha tha.........

Kisi nay pocha ro kyun rhay ho?

Sardar:

Susral walon ny brat men thory

aadmi lanay ko kaha tha.....

Pta ni !!!!!!!!!!!!

"Aba menu v ly k janda a ya ni"

 Urdu-Sardar Jokes Funny SMS 

 

 

Sardar aur susar.

Aik sardar ko us ka susar mar 

raha tha., kisi nay pocha is 

bechary ko kyun mar rahay ho.,

Susar: iski b.v nay is ko hospital

say message kia kay tum bap 

ban gaye ho...

Is kamenay nay woh message 

sab friendz ko send ker dia...



Ustad vs Srdar student;

Ustad: Jis aadmi ko sunai nah

day,.. us ko english men kia 

kehtay henn . ????????????

sardar student:

Ustad g usko jo mrzi keh lo

usko konsa sunai day ga....


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