Urdu Jokes of Sardar - SMS
Sardar:
Ager neend nah aye to
kia kerna chahiye ????
2nd Sardar:
Yar neend ka intizar krny
say to behter he hai kay
Insan so he jaye...........
Sardar vs Sardar:
1st sardar:
Yar menay apni girl friend
ko gift deana hai tum btao
mujhay kay kia gift don.,
2nd sardar:
Sonay ki angothi day do.
1st sardar:
Nahin yar koi bri chez bta
2nd sardar:
Tractor ka pichla tyre dy do,
Urdu Jokes of Sardar - SMS
Sardar nay cycle chalaty
huaye aik aadmi ko taker
mar di,
Sardar: Ghusa nah karo
bha g, Shuker karo.........
Aadmi: Woh kyun?
Sardar: Aaj meri chutti
hai verna men truck.....
chalata hoon...
Sardar aur tota.,
Aik sardar apnay kandhay
per aik tota bitha ker kahin
ja raha tha rastay men aik
aadmi nay nay pocha yeh
konsa janwer hai bhai.....
Tota bola.,
Bhai sahb yeh sardar g hen.,
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