Urdu Jokes of Sardar - SMS

Urdu Jokes of Sardar - SMS

 

Sardar:

Ager neend nah aye to 

kia kerna chahiye ????

2nd Sardar:

Yar neend ka intizar krny

say to behter he hai kay 

Insan so he jaye...........

 

 

Sardar vs Sardar:

1st sardar: 

Yar menay apni girl friend

ko gift deana hai tum btao

mujhay kay kia gift don.,

2nd sardar:

Sonay ki angothi day do.

1st sardar:

Nahin yar koi bri chez bta

2nd sardar:

Tractor ka pichla tyre dy do,

Urdu Jokes of Sardar - SMS

 

 

Sardar nay cycle chalaty 

huaye aik aadmi ko taker

mar di,

Sardar: Ghusa nah karo

bha g, Shuker karo.........

Aadmi: Woh kyun?

Sardar: Aaj meri chutti 

hai verna men truck.....

chalata hoon...

 

 

Sardar aur tota.,

Aik sardar apnay kandhay

per aik tota bitha ker kahin

ja raha tha rastay men aik

aadmi nay nay pocha yeh

konsa janwer hai bhai.....

Tota bola.,

Bhai sahb yeh sardar g hen.,


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