Urdu Hindi Sardar Jokes SMS
Sardar with friend.
Sardar: kal meri bivi kunven
men gir gyi bahot chot lgi
bichari ko, cheeekh rahi thi.,
Dost: Ab kesi hai???
Sardar: Ab theek hai.....
Kal say kunven men say aavez
nahi aa rahi., hahahaha
Sardars aur choha.,
Aik sardar kay ghar men choha
Aa gya,... Saray ghar walay us
kay pechay per gaye, lekin
choha chat per charh gya.......
aur bola., "Men khud kushi kr
loon ga pr kanjron k hath nhi aaon ga"
Aik sardar P.C.O men gaya.,
Mobile nikala aur call ke aur
bahir aa gaya.....................
dost nay pocha sardar g jab
call mobile say he krni thi
to P.C.O kyun gaye.?????
Sardar: yar dost nay kaha
tha P.C.O sya cal kerna sasti pry ge..
Sardar betay say !
Sardar: Beta tuu shair ke olad h,
Shair ke..................................
Aur woh shair men hoooooon.
Beta: Papa school men teachers
bhi yehi kehti hen kay ............
Tuu kisi janver ki olad lgta hai.
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