Urdu Hindi Sardar Jokes SMS

Urdu Hindi Sardar Jokes SMS

 

Sardar with friend.

Sardar: kal meri bivi kunven

men gir gyi bahot chot lgi

bichari ko, cheeekh rahi thi.,

Dost: Ab kesi hai???

Sardar: Ab theek hai.....

Kal say kunven men say aavez

nahi aa rahi., hahahaha

 

 

Sardars aur choha.,

Aik sardar kay ghar men choha

Aa gya,... Saray ghar walay us 

kay pechay per gaye, lekin 

choha chat per charh gya.......

aur bola.,  "Men khud kushi kr

loon ga pr kanjron k hath nhi aaon ga"



Aik sardar P.C.O men gaya.,

Mobile nikala aur call ke aur 

bahir aa gaya.....................

dost nay pocha sardar g jab

call mobile say he krni thi 

to P.C.O kyun gaye.?????

Sardar: yar dost nay kaha 

tha P.C.O sya cal kerna sasti pry ge..


 

 Sardar betay say !

Sardar: Beta tuu shair ke olad h,

Shair ke..................................

Aur woh shair men hoooooon.

Beta: Papa school men teachers

bhi yehi kehti hen kay ............

Tuu kisi janver ki olad lgta hai.


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