Gain weight in a week?

Gain weight in a week?
Apna Wazan Sirf 7 dino men barhaen.

Girlfriend SMS Msgs

Right now there are 3 million people sleeping,
1 million playing
4 million working
but just one lovely person reading this sms. Good night!
  Good Night romantic sms
If I had a chance to become a part of you,
I would choose to be a precious tear.
I would take root in your heart, born in your eyes.
Live on your cheeks and die on your lips.
  Teary eyed romantic sms for girlfriend
To live, I need air,
For life I need a heartbeat
To have a good heart I need love,
And to feel loved, I need YOU!
  I need you
Close your eyes and take a deep breath,
Now stop breathing for a minute.
Now open your eyes and start breathing,
I miss you as much as you missed breathing!

  Practical love sms
This is my gift of love, 
Wrapped in romance,
Bonded by this romantic love sms
Sealed with care to keep you happy and safe all lifelong.

  The romantic sms
I love you too much, my heart is sure
As clock ticks by, love you little more,
You loving smile, cheerful face, no one will ever take your place.

  Irreplaceable

Man: You look exactly like my girlfriend.
Girl: Oh ok! What is her name?
Boy: I don’t have a girlfriend yet…
Moral: learn new ways to propose! :D

  Moral message   

Hey!
I was calling you but the operator said the girl you are calling is an angel and its not possible to call heaven this time

  Romantic sms messages for girlfriend
With all the lights in the sky
and with all the love in the world,
And with innocence of a child’s smile
I wish you good night and may your dreams come true.

  Sweet dreams
Ask if I need you & I’ll say forever,
Ask if I’ll leave you & U the answer is Never
Ask what do you cherish and my answer is YOU,
Say that you love me and I’ll say I love you too :)

    Romantic sms for girlfriend
 
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Urdu Ramdan Mubarik SMS 2015-2016

Jab Roza Dar Daster Khawan Par Aftari Ka Saman Bicha Kar

Azan Ka intezar Karta Hai Tu ALLAH PAK

Barry Fakhar Se Farishto'n Se Farmata Hai

Dekho Mere Banday Ke Samne

Mukhtalif Qisam Ki Chizaen Pari Hain

Lekin Wo Mere Khof Se Nahi Kha Raha

Tab ALLAH PAK insan Se Farmata Hai

Aye Mere Banday Mang Aj Main Teri Har Dua Qabool Kron Ga

ALLAH PAK Azan Se Pehle Dastar Khawan Par

Mangi Hoi Dua Qabool Karta Hai

" SUBHAN ALLAH "

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21,23,25,27 Ramzan Ki Raat Ko Maghrib Ki Namaz Ke Baaad....

21 Martaba " Surah-E-Qadar " ( INNA ANZALNA HO " Parho....

Poory Saal Rizq Aap Ke Peeche is Tarah Doray Ga....

Jaise Pani Nashaib Ki Taraf Dorta Hai....

" INSHA ALLAH "....

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16 Ramzan Fateh MAKKAH Ka Din Hai

Or Kitni Khamoshi Se Guzar Jata Hai Jis Ke Barre Main

Muslim Or Non Muslim Kehte Hain Ke

Ye Ek Azeem Kamyabi Hai Jo MOHAMMAD ( S.A.W ) Ne

Bohat Takleef Ke Baad Hasil Ki Thi

Ye He Agar Valentine Day Hota

Tu Hum Poori Dunia Ko Mubarikh Dete

Zara Sochiye....

" Fateh Makkah Mubarikh "
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The Ship Of Ramzan Has Been Reached To Our Port....

Plz Get Ready To Wellcome it....

Ship Is Loaded With Lots Of Gifts For All Muslims Containing:-



" Sawab in:-

1.Maghfirat....

2.Tauba....

3.Ebadat....

4.Patience....

5.Laila-Tul-Qadar....

And A Lot More....

Ship Will Stay With Us For One Month Only....

Get Maximum Benefits From it....

" RAMZAN MUBARIKH"

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Bezabon Ko Jub Wo Zuban Deta Hai....

Parhne Ko Phir Wo Quran Deta Hai....

Bakhshne Pe Aata Hai Ummat Ke Gunahon Ko....

Tohfe Main Gunhagaron Ko Wo Ramzan Deta Hai....

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Get Benefits In This Month....

Every Movement is Full Of Blessings....

We Should Not Waste Any Movement In This Holy Month....

" ALLAH " Forgive Us AmeeeeeeN Sum AmeeeeeeeN....

"Ramzan Mubarikh"....
 

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Urdu Ramzam Mubarik SMS 2016

Jis Ne Bana Dia Har Ghar Ko Gulistan....

Chala Jaye Ga Kuch Dair Main Ye Mehman....

Tohfe Main Diye Ja Raha Hai Eid Sab Ko....

Alvida Alvida Mah-E-RAMZAN....
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Hum Rahen Na Rahen Agly Bars Magar Tu Phir Aye Ga....

" RAMADAN "....

Darr Haqeeqat Tu Nahi Insan Hai Mehmaan....


__________________________________ Ja Rahi Hain Wo Ronken....

Ja Rahi Hain Wo Barkten....

Ja Rahi Hain Wo Khushian....

Aya Tha Ban Ke Mehman....

" Alvida Alvida MAH-E-RAMZAN "....
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Aye Mah-E-RAMZAN Ahista Chalna....

Abhi Kafi Qarz Chukana Hai....

" ALLAH " Ko Karna Hai Razi....

Or Gunahon Ko Bakhshawana Hai....

Kuch Khawab Hain Jin Ko Likhna Hai....

Or Tabiron Ko Pana Hai....

Kuch Tobah Karni Baki Hai....

Or " RAB " Ko Hum Ne Manana Hai....

Jannat Ka Karna Hai Soda....

Dozakh Se Khud Ko Bachana Hai....

Aye Mah-E-RAMZAN Ahista Chal....

Abhi Kafi Qarz Chukana Hai....
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How To Complete The Quran in Ramzan....

The Quran Has Aprox 600 Pages....

if You Divide it By 30 Days....

That Makes it 20 Pages A Day....

That Could Be Difficult....Right?....

But if You Divide It On The 5 Time Namaz....

it Becomes Much Easier....Right?....

if You Read 4 Pages Every After Namaz in Ramzan....

Then You Have Completed Whole Quran....

But if You Want To Complete Twice (2)....

You Can Read 4 Pages Before And After Every Namza....

Plz Share This information To Other's....

" Ramzan Mubarikh"....

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Urdu Ramdan Mubarik SMS 2015

Wo Chand Ka Chamkna...

Wo Masjido Ka Sawarna...

Wo Muslmano Ki Dhoom...

"Ramzan" Is Coming Soon...

Wo Sehri Ka Maza...

Wo Aftari Ki Bhook...

Wo Quran Ki Talawat...

Wo Namaz Ka Mamool...

Wo Roze Ki Barkat...

Wo Roze Ka Noor...

""""""Mah E Ramzan Mubarikh """""""

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dil Main Phir Se Khushiyon Ka Pegam Aa Gaya....

Main Smja Ke Shayed Koi Mehmaan Aa Gaya....

Ye Jan Kar Khushi Se Main Sarshaar Ho Gaya....

Ho " Mubarikh " Momino Phir Se " Ramzan " Aa Gaya....

""" RAMZAN MUBARIKH """

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ye Thandi Hawa Nahi istaqbal Hai Us Mahene Ka....

Ke Jis Ki Amad Se Pehle Tu Dozakh Bhi Thandi Ho Jati Hai....

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Es Ramzan Main Mera Ek Kam Karna....

Har Sehri Se Pehle, Har Namaz Ke Baad....

Har Aftari Se Pehle, Har Ebadat Ke Baad....

Har Tilawat Se Pehle, Har Dua Ke Baad....

Apni Dua Ke Chand Alfaz Mere Naam Karna....

" HAPPY RAMZAN "

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Zindagi Ko Ramzan Jaisa Ban Lo....

" Dost "

Tu Mout Eid Jaisi Ho Gi....
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Urdu Ramzan Mubarik SMS

i) Ramadhan Ki Amad Hai
Rehmatein Barasane Wala Mahina Hai
Ao Aaj Sub Khataon Ki Maafi Maang Lein
Dar-e-taurba Khula Hai Is Mahine Mein

ii) He is the one GOD;
the Creator, the Initiate, the Designer.
To Him belong the most beautiful names…
He is the Almighty, Most Wise.
Wishing you a blessed Ramadan..!

iii) A beautiful Eid Mubarak Shayari in urdu/hindi

Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,
Duniya ki sare gham tumhe jaye bhool,
Charo taraf phalao khushion ka geet,
Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar tumhe...MUBARAK ho EID

iv) Raat ko naya chand mubarak,
Chand ko chandni mubarak,
Falak ko sitare mubarak.
Sitaroon ko bulandi mubarak.
Aur aap ko hamari taraf se,
“RAMADAN MUBARAK

v) YA ALLAH Ramadan Mubarak Ke Ibtida Hai
Hamay Ziada Se Ziada Nekian Kamanay
Or buraiyon Se Dur
Hone Ki toufeeq Ata Farmaye
Ameen

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Urdu Good Evening SMS


KAL Raat Chaand 
Bilkul AAP Jaisa Tha...
Bilkul...
Wohi khubsurti,
Wohi Nur,
Wohi Ghurur,
Aur 
Wohi 
.
.
.
.
Aap Ki Tarha DUR..... Goodevening.
,


nnhe se dil me arman koi rakhana
duniya ki bhin me phchan koi rakhana,
achhe nahi lagate jab rhte ho udas
apne hotho pe shada muskan bnaye rakhna.
Good evening.
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kisi ko bhi yaad nahi ki yahaan koi intazaar kar rahi hai.
koi mar rahi hai. tadap rahi hai.
tumse milne ke liye nahi msg paane ke liye buddhu. Gud evening.
,
Koi DAULAT Pe Naaz Karta Hai
Koi Shoharat Pe Naaz Karta Hai
Jisko milte hai humare msgs
Woh Apni KISMAT Pe Naaz Karta Hai....gud evenin :-)
,


Kuch Logg
Itne
Itne
Itne
Itne
Itne
"Perfect" hote hai ki unke liye tareef k alfaz b kum pad jate h,
4 Example
"AAP"
Mujhe hi dekhlo na.... !! , Gud evening ;-)
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5 baate Parents ki jo ap jaiso ko pasnd nahi
1-Itna late kyu?
2-Itne paise kisliye?
3-kiska call tha?
4-kahan ja raheho?
5-Dekho"Shama" se kuch sikho. Gud eve!
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Kya socha tha SMS nahi ayega, Socha hoga K ae Dost yunhi Bhul jayega . A to Adat hai hamari Satane ki varna , Aapsa pyara Dost koun bhulana chahega...Gud eve !
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(",) XCUSE ME! 
<))> 
/ |_ 
Kisi ko fikar h meri.? 
Ehsaas h mera.? 
Bas mai hi SmS karu..? 
Mjhe SmS kon krega..? 
Good evining kon khega.
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Miscellaneous SMS | Urdu-WaseemPK

A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk.
"Well they feel a bit tight," replies the man.
The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and at the man's feet. "Try pulling the tongue out," the clerk says.
"Well, theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth."
Miscellaneous SMS




Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him that he is not on the list and that no way, no how, does he belong in heaven. Fidel must go to hell. So Fidel goes to hell where Satan gives him a hearty welcome and tells him to make himself at home. Then Fidel notices that he left his luggage in heaven and tells Satan, who says, "No hay problema, I'll send a couple of little devils to get your stuff."

When the little devils get to heaven they find the gates are locked - St.Peter is having lunch - and they start debating what to do. Finally, one comes up with the idea that they should go over the wall and get the luggage.

As they are climbing the wall, two little angels see them, and one angel says to the other, "My goodness! Fidel has been in hell no more than ten minutes and we're already getting refugees!"
Miscellaneous SMS





A man is driving on a city bus with a newspaper on his knee. From time to time, he rips a piece off, ripping that piece into smaller ones and throwing them out the window. A passenger standing near him asks:
-Excuse me, why are you throwing pieces of paper out the window?
-I'm chasing away the elephants.
-Chasing elephants? There aren't elephants in the city.
-Well that means it's working!
Miscellaneous SMS



Two bats are hanging in their cave. One turns to the other and says, "Oh, I'm really thirsty for some fresh blood."
The other bat is amazed and says, "Well, it's a bit late. Daylight is almost here, and we can't be exposed to any light - you know we'll die." "Yeah, I know," says the first bat, "but I'm really starving for it."
So he flies out of the cave and returns five minutes later with blood dripping from his mouth.
"You lucky thing. Where'd you find blood that quick?" asked the second bat.
"You see that tree over there in the distance?" mumbled the bat, his mouth full of blood.
"Yeah, I think I do!"
"Well, I didn't."
Miscellaneous SMS


A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out if he's ill. After the checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination.
"I'm afraid I have some bad news. You're dying and you don't have much time," the doctor says.
"Oh no, that's terrible. How long have I got?" the man asks.
"10..." says the doctor.
"10? 10 what? Months? Weeks? What?!" he asks desperately .
"10...9...8...7..."



Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st customer: "I’ll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!"
(Waiter exits, returns)
Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"





 A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank them, then left. This continued daily for several weeks.
Curious, the bartender asked him one day, "Why do you always order three shots of whiskey?"
The man answered, "Because my two brothers and I always used to have one shot each, and since they've both passed on, I've continued to order the three shots in their honor."
The bartender thought that this was a very noble thing to do, and welcomed the man every time he visited the bar.
Two weeks later, the man walked into the bar for his daily visit and ordered two shots of whiskey. Surprised, the bartender asked him why he only ordered two when had had always been ordering three.
The man answered, "Oh, I've decided to stop drinking."
Miscellaneous SMS






A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you’re going to do with the money?"
The driver thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I’ll go get that drivers’ license." The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don’t pay attention to him - he’s a smart butt when he’s drunk." The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn’t get far in a stolen car!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?" 
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Jokes by the Celeberties |Urdu-WASEEMPK

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Joking with Doyle during a rehearsal for one of his plays, a young three-pound-a-week actor called Charlie suggested that he and Sir Arthur should pool their incomes and take half each for the rest of their lives. Though amused by the proposal, Doyle declined for obvious reasons. "I don't think so, Mr. Chaplin," he replied.



Charles Dickens

When Charles Dickens moved into Tavistock House, he made sure that every detail of it was to his taste.
One of the features he installed was a hidden door to his study, made to look like part of an unbroken wall of books, complete with dummy shelves and fictitious titles.
Dickens clearly derived much amusement from the invention of titles for these volumes. They ranged from the purely facetious - Five Minutes in China, three volumes, and Heaviside's Conversations with Nobody - to straight puns, such as The Gunpowder Magazine.
In later years he added Cat's Lives (nine volumes) and The Wisdom of Our Ancestors, which consisted of volumes on ignorance, superstition, the block, the stake, the rack, dirt, and disease. The companion - The Virtues of Our Ancestors - was so narrow the title had to be printed sideways.



Benjamin Disraeli

A young lady was taken to dinner one evening by Gladstone and the following evening by Disraeli. Asked what impressions these two celebrated men had made upon her, she replied, "When I left the dining room after sitting next to Mr. Gladstone, I thought he was the cleverest man in England. But after sitting next to Mr. Disraeli, I thought I was the cleverest woman in England."



Albert Einstein

The journal Scientific American once ran a competition for the best exposition of relativity in three thousand words. A prize of several thousand dollars was at stake.
"I'm the only one in my entire circle of friends who is not entering," remarked Einstein ruefully. "I don't believe I could do it."



Ernest Hemingway

Hemingway's son Patrick asked his father to edit a story he had written. Hemingway went through the manuscript carefully, then returned it to his son.
"But, Papa," cried Patrick in dismay, "you've only changed one word."
"If it's the right word," said Hemingway, "that's a lot." 
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Doctor and Patient Jokes SMS |Urdu-WaseemPk

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"

The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"





Doctor: "I have some bad news and some very bad news."
Patient: "Well, might as well give me the bad news first."
Doctor: "The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live."
Patient: "24 Hours! Thats terrible! What could be worse? What's the very bad news?"
Doctor: "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday".



A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classoom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell, sight, and taste."
After saying so, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched in amazement, most in disgust. But being the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped their finger into the jar and put it into their mouths.

After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my second finger into the jar and my third finger into my mouth."



The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick'
The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?'
The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...'


A doctor, a lawyer and a manager were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress. The lawyer says: "For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems."

The doctor says: "It's better to have a wife because the sense of security lowers your stress and is good for your health."

The manager says: "You're both wrong. It's best to have both so that when the wife thinks you're with the mistress and the mistress thinks you're with your wife - you can go to the office and do some work



A man speaks frantically on phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"


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Happy Christmass SMS


May the joy and peace of Christmas
be with you all through the Year.
Wishing you a season of blessings
from heaven above. Happy Christmas.
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May the good times and treasures of the
present become the golden memories of
tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and
happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS.
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May your world be filled with warmth and
good chear this Holy season, and throughout
the year.Wish your christmas be filled with
peace and love. Merry X-mas.
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I am dreaming of white Christmas ,
with every christmas card i write,
May your days be merry and bright,
and May all your christmases be white.
Marry Christmas.
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I hope you have a wonderful christmas .
have a great new year ! Hopefully santa
will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !
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A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift
of hope and love. A blessed Christmas to you!
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English Christmas SMS|Urdu-WaseemPK

Christmass SMS in English
Christmas is not a time nor a season,
but a state of mind.
To cherish peace and goodwill,
to be plenteous in mercy,
is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

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Somehow, not only for Christmas,
But all the long year through,
The joy that you give to others,
Is the joy that comes back to you.
And the more you spend in blessing,
The poor and lonely and sad,
The more of your heart’s possessing,
Returns to you glad.

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Faith makes all things possible,
Hope makes all things work,
Love makes all things beautiful,
May you have all the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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I hope you have a wonderful christmas
have a great new year !
Hopefully santa will be extra good to you .
enjoy your holidays!

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A lovely thing about Christmas
is that it’s compulsory,
like a thunderstorm,
and we all go through it together.

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Christmas gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.

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Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar

jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar,

santa clause aaye aapke dwar,

subhkamna hamari kare sweekar.

Merry Christmas.

Urdu Christmass SMS

Christmas gift suggestions:

To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.

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Why is it difficult to keep a secret in the north pole?
Becos ur teeth chatter!

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Christmas is a time when
everybody wants his past forgotten
and his present remembered.
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties
is looking for a job the next day.

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From Home to home,
and heart to heart,
from one place to another.
The warmth and joy of Christmas,
brings us closer to each other.

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A Christmas candle is a lovely thing;
It makes no noise at all,
But softly gives itself away;
While quite unselfish,
it grows small.

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May this Christmas end the present year
on a cheerful note and make way
for a fresh and bright new year.
Here’s wishing you a
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!


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Urdu Funny SMS-Messages

Urdu Funny SMS-Messages
Love Bhare Hindi sms
Ek dau teenh, chaar pach cheh sath ath nauu, duss gyarah, barah tera…Very nice .. kal ABCD seekenge.

Tajmahal Banaya
Shahjahan ne Taj Mahal banaya, Bahut Khus Hua, har ek Deewaro ko gor se dekha, sab khidki ko gor se dekha, har ek decoration ko dekha, phir bhari soach mein pad gaya aur achanak bola… Majak majak mein …Solid Kharcha ho gaya bhai

Satan aur Banta Hindi SMS Joke
Santa ATM se paise nikal raha tha, itne mein banta bola hahaha …maine tumhara pass word deakh liya hai aur mein jaanta hu woh ***** hai. Santa bola, galat jawab, mera pasword tau 12345 hai.

Funny Love Joke in hindi
Yeh joh tension hai woh deemag mein hota hai aur pyaar dil mein, lekin phir bhi jab tension hoti hai tau dil ka daura padta hai aut jub pyaar hota hai tau log pagal ho jaate ho. Yeh kaisa connection hai?

Sardar ji Hindi SMS Jokes
Santa Singh ek bar bank loot leta hai aur cashier ko kahata hai ke 50000 ess bag mein bharo do, Cashier bolta hai sau sau ke logo na? Santa Singh bolta hai nahi khada hoke he le lunga.

Funny SMS in Hindi from Girl to Boy
Agar tum mujhe bhool jaoge tau 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 sab ke sab daath tod dungi. :D

Mumbaiya Funny Sms
You Are Marvellous
You Are Aggressive
You Are Mastermind
and You Are Unbelievable
In short You Are M-A-M-U!

Bollywood Funny Hindi SMS
Robert to Ajit
England mein War ho gaya hai ‘Bass”
Ajit To Robert
So What? India mein har roz war hota hai, Somwar, Mangalwar, Budhwar…!


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Urdu Good Morning SMS Messages



Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile...
Good Morning

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Soraj ki pehli kiran
Din ka pehla pehar
Panchion ki pehli chehchahat
Dhanak ka pehla rang
Hawa ki thandi sansanahat
Subha ka pehla khomar:
GOOD MORNING
&
HAVE NICE DAY

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,_o/' Pleasant
'l Morning!
./L
CHEER up and REJOICE
Coz every new day brings new Life....
new blessings....
new hope!

Have a nice day! GUD-MORNING!

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Morning is not only sunrise
but a beautiful miracle of GOD
that defeats the darkness & spread light.
May everyday spread light in your whole life.Ameen.!
“Good Morning“

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Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
aaj mood me tha to sms kar diya,
per roj intejar me palke mat bichana...
Good Morning....

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Shadow of yesterday
Have faded away,
Sun has reappeared
It’s a brand new day

Birds singing their song
Loud and clear,
Announcing to the world
A new day is here,

Sun appears in the east
Has begun a new quest,
In the middle at noon
And then sets in the west,

Wishing you contentment
And peace along the way
Good morning to you
And have a nice day:)


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Gud Mrning SMS MESSAGES | WaseemPk-URDU

I made a cup (
of coffee ))
specially _((_
for u. d___l

There is no Sugar,
but don't worry,
the sender is Sweet
GUD MORNING...

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She is hot !
She is sweet !
She always Needs A lip 4 kiss
Whole world is Mad 4 her !
Who ? Who is she ?
Do you know ?

Answer=Tea

Chai piyo Mast jio … Good morning !!!


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#;----------;#
This is a bridge
of friendship,
when you"re sad & lonely,
cross it
I"ll wait on the other side &
if u r afraid just tell I"ll cross it!!
I'm your friend 4 ever.
Good Morning! Take care....!

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Subha Ki kiran boli...
Uth daikh kia nazara hai.
Maine kaha Ruk,
Pehle SMS tou kar loon uss payar ko
jo subha se bhi pyara hai...

:"GOOD MORNING":

Your Love

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Every bad situation will have something positive...Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day...Think of this & lead ur life....Good Morning....

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Life is like a Book:
Each day a new page with adventures to experience,
lessons to learn and good deeds to replicate. Have a COLORFUL PAGE today.
Good Morning

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I have a pair of eyes but can't C U everyday.... Have a pair of ears, but can't hear ur voice everyday.... But I do have a heart... that cares for you everyday. Good Morning

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WaseemPk-Gud Morning SMS Messages

Words and hearts should be handle with care because words when spoken and hearts when broken are the hardest thing to repair.
Good Morning

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Open ur eyes! So the SUN can rise,Flowers can blossom....Birds can sing,B coz all are waiting to see ur +B+E+A+U+T+I+F+U+L+ @S@M@I@L@E@ Good Morning.....

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Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours,Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Morning....


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The first sunlight to touch your face is My wishper to GOD to take care pf you.and to make ur day a PLEASANT 1.GOOD MORNING

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Happy moments Don t forget me;Difficult moments-Trust me;Quiet moments-Call me; Painful moments Tell me;Every moment-Bless me;....Good Morning.....

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New Morning+ New Aim+ New Achievement + Ur Dedication + Commitment=Success...Just do it and win it Good Morning....

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Simple music can make u sing,A simple hug can make u feel better,Simple things can make u happy.Hope my simple Hi...!!!will make u smile ...Good Morning....

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My wishes are silent but true,Everywhere they will follow you.. Luck is yours, wishes are mine.. I wish your present and future always shine...Good morning

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Urdu-WaseemPk | English Good Morning SMS

 Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours,Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Morning....

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Never Get Tired of Trying for Something wich U Really Want to Acheive,Be Strong & Steady In Your Way Door Of SUCCESS Will Open FOR U. Good morning

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twinkle twinkle lazy star. kitna soye ga uth ja yar, up above the world so high, sun has risen in the sky, uth ke jaldi pee le chaaye, then sms me and say hi.... :) GOOD MORNING

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FRIENDS ARE LIKE FLOWERS,IN DTHE MORNING THEY LOOK BEAUTIFUL BT DURING DE DAY THEY ARE UNHAPPY,LET THAT NOT OUR FRIENDSHIP'GUD MORNING

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'Life is fortified by many friendships, to love and be loved is the greatest blessing.Fate determines who comes into our lives, the heart determines who stays.'.... Good Morning!

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Those who joyfully leave everything in God"s hand will eventually see God"s hand in everything. Worries end where faith begins. Gud Day.

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Wishing u................ G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D Night hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack - I save the money.....................

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Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR


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New day new blessing.Don't let yesterday's failures ruin the beauty of today,b'coz each day has its own promise of love,joy,forgiveness.....
Good Morning...

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Gud Morning SMS | Urdu WaseemPk

 24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet day, 7 sweet day make 1 sweet week, 4 sweet weeks make 1 sweet month but sweet person like u makes a whole life sweet. sweet morning

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I can appreciate coffee without cream, nights without lights, meals without rice, burger without cheese, but never a day without greeting U. Gud Morning!

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Always ask GOD to give you what you deserve,Not what you desire.Your desires may be few but you deserve a lot.... Good Morning..

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One day Monday went toTuesday to see Wednesday and ask Thursday wheather Frday has told Saturday that SundaY is a FUN day....Good morning...

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No one can go back & make a new beginning, but anyone can start from now & make a happy ending! Hope u"ll have a day that starts right & ends Happy!

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Whenever I look at my palm,i wonder which of those tiny cute criss cross lines made me so lucky to meet a sweet person like U Good Morning...

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If I get ur smile, I don't need flowers, If I get ur voice, I don't need music, If u speak to me I don't any body else, If ur with me I don't need the world. luv you, Good Morning

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Hi Good Morning...!!! Uth gaye ho na? Arz hai,Chai ke pyale se uthte dhue mein teri tasvir nazar aati hai,Inhi khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai...

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A Morning is a wonderful blessing,Either stormy or Sunny,It stands for hope,Giving us another start of what we call ...<+L+I+F+E+>...GooD MoRnInG....have A nice dAy.

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I wish God made me a SMS, so that I can reach you in 5 sec, Cost u nothing, u'll read me & I cud C U smiling which is worth a million 4me.

Good Morning

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Urdu>>>

Urdu Good Morning SMS Poetry

All mornings are like Paintings:-
U need a little inspiration to get going,a little smile to brighten up & AMS from someone who cares to color ur day...
G@@D M@RNING.....Hav a Nice Day..

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5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide,Feel ur heartbeat, & Say " Its too early. Let me sleep again

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( ,'0')'')
Hi!!
('')('')
Wishing u................
G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D Night
hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack -
Sasta padta hai yaar.....................

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Aap na hotay to hum kho gaye hotay,
Apni zindagi se ruswa ho gaye hotay,

Yeh to aap ko Good Morning k kehnay k liye uthay hain,
Warna hum to abhi bhi soo rahay hotay.

Good Morning

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The smile is like a simcard and life is like a Cellphone,
whenever you insert the Simcard of a smile a beautiful day is activated...
A Morning is a wonderful blessing

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Sawairay jaldi uth k,
naha k saf kapray pa k,
allah agay sajday pa k,
akhan band kar k sachai dil nal pocho….
Mola jadon tusi aqal vandi main kitthe sa?
â€Å“Good Morningâ€

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Urdu>>>

Urdu Diwali SMS in Hindi

Diwali aaye, rangi rangoli,
deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka,
chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,
Sabko Bhaye…
“Happy Diwaali”

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Diwali aai, khushiya laye
Bichda tha jinke saath bachpan mein,
Phuljadiyan unki yaad laaye.
Kya hua agar saath nahi aaj unke
Unki yaad liye ye Diwaali to aaye.

“Happy Diwaali”

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Diwali ek khusiyon ka taivhaar hay,
Andhere se ujaale ki aur barkaraar hay,
Har koi andhere ko ujaala karne ke liye taiyaar hay,
Lekin jo saavdhani rakhe, wahi samajhdaar hay.
Koi waqt ka toh koi khusiyon kaa talabgaar hay.
Nazre bhicha kar baitha hay, bas aane ka intezaar hay
Aa jaaye toh paalo isse,
Phir naa kehnaa agle saal kaa intezaar hay

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Apako ashirwad milai Ganesh se.
Vidya mile Saraswati se.
Daulat mile Laxmi se.
Khushiya mile Rab se.
Pyaar mile Sab se.
Yahi duwa hay is dil se.

“HAPPY Diwaali”

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May the joy, cheer,
Mirth and merriment
Of this divine festival
Surround you forever.
May the happiness,
That this season brings
Brighten your life
And, hope the year
Brings you luck and
Fulfills all your dearest dreams!
Happy dewali…..

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May the beauty
Of deepavali season
Fill your home with
Happiness,
And may the coming year
Provide you with all
That bring you joy!

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Urdu>>>

Divali SMS Urdu Hindi

 Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hay,
Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hay,
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hay aur
apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hay.
* Happy Diwaali *

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Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen,
Dukhon ka naas karen.
Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare.
Roshni ke diye aapki zindagi me khusiya layen.
Happy Diwaali

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Khushian ho overflow,
masti kabhi na ho low,
dosti ka surur chaya rahe,
dhan aur shorat ki ho bauchar,
aisa aaye aapke liye Diwaali KA TYOHAR

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With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwaali!!

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Diwali Parva hay Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka…. Is Diwaali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho…
Happy 2015 Diwaali

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Urdu>>>

Urdu Hindi Diwali SMS

Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe,
Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hay,
dua hay hamari
"Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe"
Happy Diwaali

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Aai Aai Diwaali Aai,
Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Dhoom machao, mauz manao,
Aap sabhi ko Diwaali ki badhai.
Happy Diwaali

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Kumkum bhare kadmon se aaye
LAYXMIJEE apke dwar,
sukh sampati mile aapko apar,
Deepawali ki subhkamnain kare sweekar.
HAPPY Diwaali

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Diwali, Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hay,
sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hay,
Mubarak ho apko ye "DIWALI"
Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja ha

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Aaj se aap ke yaha dhan ki barsat ho,
maa laxmi ka vas ho, sankatto ka nash ho
har dil par aapka raj ho, unnati ka sar par taj ho
ghar me shanti ka vas ho
* HAPPY Diwaali *

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Urdu>>>

Love Valentine Day SMS-Poetry|Urdu WaseemPk

To be honest with you, I don”t have the words

to make you feel better, but I do have the arms

to give you a hug, ears to listen to whatever you

want to talk about, and I have a

heart; a heart that”s aching to see you smile again.

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Love can be expressed in many ways.

One way I know is to send it across the

distance to the person who is reading this.

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If I could die early I would ask God

if I could be yoyoyour guardian angel,

so I could wrap my wings around

you and embrace you whenever

you feel alone.

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Love so much my heart is syoyoure.

As time goes on I love you more,

Yoyoyour happy smile. Yoyoyour loving face

no one will ever take yoyoyour place.

Wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day!

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If Roses were black and violets were brown,

my love for you would never be found but

roses r red and violets are blue, all I want to

say is I love U!

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Life is for living, I Live for U.
Songs r for singing, I Sing for U.
Love is for caring, I Care for U.
Angels r for keeping, Can I keep U…?

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love is like a cloud… love is like a dream…

love is one word and everything in between…

love is a fairytale come true…

Coz I found love when I found U.

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The way u look into my eyes, it scares me,
The way u say I love U, it scares me,
The way u know just what to say, it scares me,
The ways u scare me I love it.

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I’ll stand here forever,
If forever’s what it takes,
because u r my forever,
and forever always waits…..

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My past says u met me
My futyoure says u wil care for me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME!

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Without Love — days are sad day, moan day,

tears day, waste day, thirst day, fright day,

shatter day. So be in love everyday…

Wish you a Happy Valentine”s Day.

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Urdu>>>

Loving Valentine SMS-Poetry|Urdu WaseemPk

One day u may ask me:
What is more important to you,
me or yoyoyour life?
I will say: My life…
You will walk away from me
without knowing that U R MY LIFE!

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Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai,

Keh na pana hamari majbyoyouri hai,

Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko,

Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaryoyouri hai?

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one Stone is enough 2 break a glass,
one sentence is enough 2 break a heart,
one word is enough to fall in love &
one friend is enough to live in this world.

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Let’s share the world
. A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me.

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U may miss me
U may ignore me
U may even forget me
But one day if u wanna c me
Dont search, just c yoyour shadow
i wil be thr…Trust Me!!

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\”"\ /”"/ \ \_/ALENTINE \___/Is A”LOVELY”

DayFor All “LOVERS”"HAPPY “VALENTINE” DAY”

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Mohbet ke din mohbet se mery sms mohbet

ki taraf chal day mohbet se mohbet ko mohbet

dena ayoyour kehna teri mohbet ne mohbet ke din

mohbet se mohbt ko mohbet ka ehsas dilaya

hai mohbet se sms ker chal shabash !

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Urdu>>>

Loving Valentine Day SMS-Poetry Urdu|WaseemPK

Feelings are many but words are few,
clouds are dark but sky is blue;
Love is a paper, life is glue,
every thing is false,
Only My Love is TRUE

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Dear O Dear, yoyour not near
but i can hear
dont get fear
yoyour memories r here
liv wid cheer
no mere tear
and yoyour mine forever!

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Q:Wat is love?
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A:love is wen sumone breaks yoyour heart
n d most amazing thing
is tat u still love them
wid every broken piece…!

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A word to say, a word to hear
Even in yoyour absence i feel u near
R relation is strong..hope it goes long
v wil remain d same til d life goes on!

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Smile in Pleasyoyoure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble poyoyours like Rain
Smile when sumone Hyoyourts U
Smile becoz SOMEONE still
Loves to see u Smiling!!

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C.L.I.C.K. means :

C- cant live without u
L- love u
I- i miss u
C- care about u
K- kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.

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Urdu>>>

Best Valentine Day SMS Urdu|WaseemPk

If i reached for yoyoyour hand , will u hold it ?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If i go for yoyoyour lips, will u kiss me ?
If i captyoyoure yoyour heart , will u love me ??

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I am opening an emotional bank account for

u sweetheart, so deposit yoyoyour love in it and

you will get the interest.

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“I’m enthralled by yoyoyour beauty,

mesmerized by yoyoyour charisma and

spellbound by yoyoyour love. No wonder

I am always thinking about you.

I wish to celebrate every Valentinewith you.

Happy Valentine’s Day!

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Love is like a CD track
That links oyoyour hearts together
Dont ever break that CD coz
That wud break my heart too………

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Memories r treasyoyoured
noone can steal.
Parting is heartache
noone can heal.
Sum’ll forget u wen yoyour gone
but i’ll remember u
no matter how long..

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I m on a mission:
Misson 2 avoid u,
2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u,
2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,
in short….
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!

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D smallest word is I,

the sweetest word is LOVE
and the dearest person
in the world is U.
tats y I Love You..:)

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Urdu>>>

Valentine Day SMS Poetry in Eng Urdu|WaseemPK

love meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss someone in crowd,
2 find someone in every thought,

to live for someone, love someone,

but syoyoure tht sumone is ONLY one!

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My eyes are blind without yoyoyour eyes to see,
Like a rose without color. Always be there in

my life sweetheart.

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Without Love — days are sad day, moan day,

tears day, waste day, thirst day, fright day,

shatter day. So be in love everyday…

Wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day.

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If Yoyoyour asking if I Need U the answer is forEver..
If Yoyoyour askin if I’ll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Yoyoyour askin what I value the Answer is U..
if Yoyoyour askin if I love U the answer is I do.

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I dream about you evey night
I shiver when yoyoyour in sight
I long to hold you close n tight
I wanna be there with all my might
I m just hoping I’m the girl whos right

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I’m a PAPER,
u can write yoyour feelings,
scribble yoyour anger,
use me 2 absorb tears.
Don’t throw me after use but
when u feel cold byoyourn me
to feel warm cause I Love you.

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Urdu>>>

English Valentine Day SMS MSGS Urdu|WaseemPk


Love Plus
The fun in together
The sad in apart
The hope in tomorrow
The joy in heart !

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Do Not Seek
The ” Because ”
In Love There Is
No ” Because ”
No ” Reason ”
No “Explanation ”
No ” Solution “

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Na jane ohna de dil vich ki hai jo chup chaap

bhul ke beh gaye ne, kayi vaar ta rabb inj jaape

ki oh sanu galat samajhke beh gaye ne, khud

kehnde si sath nibhavange, aap hora de vass peh

gaye ne, rabba khush rakhhin sadde apneyan nu,

jo sahnu yaad v karno

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Love isn’t a decision, it’s a feeling.

If we could decide who to love, then,

life would be much simpler, but then

less magical.

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Wen things go wrong…
Wen sadness fills yoyour heart…
wen tears flow in yoyour eyes…
always remember 3 things
one) I’m with u…
2) Still with u…
3) Will ALWAYS b…

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Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,
muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,
jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi…

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Urdu>>>

English Sms of Valentine day Urdu|WaseemPk

yoyour mine LOVE & yoyour mine VALENTINE...
I do LOVE U & its true...I nevr knw my

life wthout U.. I wana live BUT its only

wth U honey... plz be mine.
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Tears can sometimes be more special thansmiles...
For smiles can be given to any

one... But tears are only shed for people

we love! Happy Valentine's Day!!
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If a BUTTERFLY comes close to You,
If a perfumed ROSE touches yoyoyour face,

If yoyoyour MOBILE dances on a nice tone,

remember its ME trying to tell you

  "HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY"

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Wen a TOUCH could HEAL a wound

Wen EYES'S cud SPEAK volumes

Wen a SMILE can confirm I M THERE

then why do v need owrds 2 say'

        I LOVE YOU
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I was asked about Newton's law and

I said I don't know. I was questioned

on the cyoyourrent President of USA and I

wasn't syoyoure if it is Clinton or Bush.

But when I was asked on who I love,

the only answer I can think of, is you.

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Yoyoyour smile is my sunrise, yoyoyour kiss is my sunset.

Thank you for being the most wonderful friend

and companion.
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No poems no fancy words I just want the world

to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all

my heart. Happy Valentine’s Day
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Urdu>>>

Wishes of Valentine Day inEng, Urdu|WaseemPk

There is only one thing I wish to say
There is only one day left for Valentine day
Let all the lovers of the world unite
Let there be peace and love in everyone’s sight
Let the kisses flow smoothly like a stream
Let everyone meet the men and women of their dreams
Let everyone get a lovers valentine card
Even sending one yoyoyourself is not very hard
This day of love when you cannot say no
Telling yoyoyour sweetheart that you love them so
Say it with flowers and say it with all yoyoyour love
Say it with chocolates or with two white doves
Just show all yoyoyour love on Valentine Day

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What do you give a lady so sweet?
Who makes my existence so complete.
Should She get a Long-stemmed Rose?
Perhaps some very heartfelt pros?
A store-bought card with another’s word?
Anything that’s pyoyourchased seems absyoyourd.
I would give you the World if it were mine,
For now, take my heart, and be My Valentine.
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!!!

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All I wanted was sumone 2 care for me
All I wanted was sumone who'd b there for me
All I ever wanted was sumone who'd b true
All I ever wantedwas sumone like U...

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As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in yoyour arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & Night my thought r of U..


Urdu>>>

Valentine Day Wishes in English Urdu|WassemPk

 Be My Valentine
This may be a little silly,
But I have a question for you,
Will you be my valentine?
‘Cause no one else will do…
I know you are my boyfriend
But will you be my valentine?
I can’t think of anyone else
I’d want to have as mine…
No one else gives me the tingles
The way you always do,
So, will you be my valentine?
So I can share this with you…
No one has ever kissed me
And sent chills down my spine,
Until the night you kissed me,
So, please be my valentine…
Like I said this is silly,
But I have one last question for you…
If you agree to be my valentine,
Can I be yoyoyours too?

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My valentine:
Why would I bring you chocolate
when you are the treat.
My valentine:
Why would I bring you flowers
when yoyoyour smell is what’s sweet.
My valentine:
Why would I buy you a card
when the words can be heard through me.
My valentine:
Why would I take you out some place
when all I need is to see yoyoyour face.
My valentine:
Why would I celebrate this on one special day
When I can do it always.

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U r unique
U r caring &
U r the best….
N I’m d luckiest to
Have U in my life!
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY
MY SWEET HEART!

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if you were my valentine
I’d treasyoyoure every day
the arms that open to me
and the tender words you say
I can’t imagine dreaming
of another soul so sweet
for, if yoyoyour were my valentine
my life would be complete…

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Urdu>>>

Urdu | Valentine Day Wishes in English

On Valentine’s Day we think about
Those matchless people who
Give extra meaning to oyoyour lives–
The very special few.
Without them, skies would tyoyourn to gray,
Things wouldn’t be the same,
Life wouldn’t be as colorful,
It would be a duller game,
And when I contemplate that group–
Friends and family who are mine,
I appreciate and treasyoyoure you,
You’re essential, Valentine!

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On Valentine’s Day, the day of affection,
My thoughts natyoyourally tyoyourn in yoyoyour direction.
I think of many things, big and small
That you’ve given to me and given yoyoyour all.
You see me always in the kindest light;
You’re a glow in my life, golden and bright.
I’m thankful for the happy ties that bind
Me to you in oyoyour family, and I’d like to remind
You of all the special memories I treasyoyoure.
Having you in my life is nothing but pleasyoyoure!
You’re a walking example of how to live,
How to share, how to teach, how to love, how to give.
Please accept this Valentine poem,
warm from the heart of yoyoyour Love.

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Every day I come to school;
I spend a lot of time
Learning all the things you teach,
Which is the reason I’m
Sending you this Valentine;
It’s meant to let you know
I’m happy you’re my teacher
And I want to tell you so!
Happy Valentine’s Day
To my favorite teacher!

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Urdu>>>

Valentine Day SMS Wishes Urdu|WaseemPk

What the heart gives away is never gone,

but kept in the hearts of others, from

dusk to dawn. Love you from the core of my

heart. Be my Valentine!
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onefor Feb valentine Day ko loogo Aysa kia

kartay hain.Ke Theak Nine(9) Month Baad

onefor Nov ko children Day Manana parta hai
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Yoyoyour smile is my sunrise,

yoyoyour kiss is my sunset.

Thank you for being the

most wonderful friend and

companion.
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T-here’s richness in a love for life
H-ere among the valentines,
A-king and queen as man and wife:
N-ot leaning towards what lust inclines;
K-nowing well the needs of state.
Y-on regal grace alone attends,
O-n which the peace, both small and great,
U-ndone by doubt, alone depends
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Wherever I may go;
Whatever I do;
On Valentine’s Day
I’d like to say
I love you & I care for you
more than you do.
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Funny Valentine! Where are you?
How will you come to me?
In a red box, the softness of
A teddy bear or the tenderness of A kiss?
The secyoyourity of a hug, the snug warm Feeling of love?
You seem sooo far away!
I think about you when I close my eyes
And even when I open them in the morning.
It may not be Valentine’s Day everyday
But with you. just know you r My love supply.
My Funny Valentine!
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Fond thoughts are coming yoyoyour way;

We’ve always had a special connection,
So Happy Valentine’s Day!

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Urdu>>>

Valentine Day Poetry SMS Urdu|WaseemPk

 Be mine Valentine, I am sending you this

Valentine wish with HUGS & KISSES, too;

cause there's a place here in my HEART

that's mad only for you !!!!!!!!
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Sweeter dan sugar, softer dan wine.

Be for always my valentine. Flowers from

heaven, kisses from u, all I need 2

remind me of u, love is perfect for me

& u, so lets get 2gether & make it true.
-------------------------------
Valentine's Day is a LOVELY day for all

LOVERS & i think it's alsofor u! Because

u r my sweet VALENTINE,
Happy Valentine's Day
-----------------------------
Tonight I ask the stars above,

How I'll ever win yoyoyour love,

What do I do, What do I say,

To tyoyourn yoyoyour angel eyes my way?

so.. Happy Valentine's Day !!!
---------------------------
Be my Valentine, my love, As I will be

for you, And we will love the whole day

long, And love oyoyour whole lives through.

For love has no parameters And does not

end with time, But is the gift of

paradise, A pinch of the sublime. So let

us take this holiday To resubmit oyoyour

love To those within that know no sin

And with the angels move.

Happy Valentine's Day.
-------------------------
I wan't to kiss yoyour lips,

I wan't to play with yoyour teeth,

I want to teaste yoyour tounge,

Hey ! don't get angry friend,

I m toothpaste.........

Happy valentine's day dear


Urdu>>>

Valentine Day Sms Poetry Urdu|WaseemPk

I searched through books & leafed through

cards, For words that wud convey, what I

had in my heart, But when I sat down to

write, all I can write was.... I love U !

Happy Valentine's Day!
----------------------------
I may be innocent to know what love is,

i may not show it to you,

I may not love u the way it should be,

BUT I am always willing to love u the

way I understand it...hard to forget u.

Happy Valentine's Day
--------------------------
Love is sweet poison ..

Do not consume without yoyoyour beloved's

advise .. & keep out of reach of children

.. & keep it in cool & dark place..

Happy Valentine's Day
--------------------------
If you were my valentine, I'd search the

endless skies to find the perfect

starlight that would compliment yoyoyour

eyes and keep it in a wishing well

created just for you and filled with my

desires to make all yoyoyour dreams come

true...
----------------------------
Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in

love and you fall forever...... Happy

Valentine's Day Darling!!!
-----------------------------
White-silent, Blue-cool, Red-reserved,

Pink-lovely, Violet-naughty,

Brown-isolated, Orange-hot, Black-smart,

Grey-talkative, which coloyoyour u think

suits me? Reply soon my valentine..


Urdu>>>

Valentine Day SMS Urdu|WaseemPk

Love is Life,

Love is Knife,

It cuts oyoyour throat,

till the time we thrive,

sorrow and natyoyoure, don't go aside,

but smile and say, that u r my

Valentine...
------------------------
There's something about Valentine's Day

that tyoyourns me

on...............YOU....YOU..... I LOVE

YOU ON VALENTINE'S DAY WITH ALL MY

HEART...........
--------------------------
'm enthralled by yoyoyour beauty,

mesmerized by yoyoyour charisma &

spellbound by yoyoyour love. No wonder

I am always thinking about you.

I wish to celebrate every Valentine

Day with you. Happy Valentine's Day.
-----------------------------
V......is for Valentine; you are my only Valentine,

A......is for I will Always be yoyoyours,

L......is for Love at its most extreme,

E.......is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love,

N.......is for Never-ending love,

T........is for we will Always be Together forever,

I........is for you being Intelligent and Innocent,

N.......is for Natyoyoures naughty way of saying I love you to,

E.....is for Eternity oyoyour love is so ever lasting...
---------------------------
DREAMING of you makes my night worth

while, THINKING of you makes me smile,

HAVING you is the best thing ever, and

LOVING you is what i plan to do...

forever. Happy Valentine's Day.
---------------------------
I love you more today than I did

yesterday, But not as much as I will

tomorrow. Happy Valentine's Day!
---------------------------


Without Love — days are sad day, moan day,
tears day, waste day, thirst day, fright day,
shatter day. So be in love everyday…
Wish you a Happy Valentine”s Day.
 ___________________________________


I’ll stand here 4ever,
If 4ever’s what it takes,
because u r my 4ever,
and 4ever always waits…..
___________________________________


My past says u met me
My future says u wil care 4 me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME!
__________________________________
Urdu>>>

Urdu Jokes Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Jokes Urdu Funny SMS

Purani Kahawat hai ke,

Sonay ke time Tension ko saath le ker nahi sona chaiye.

Lekin phir bhi Log pata nahi kiu??

Apni Biwi ko apne saath le ker sotay hein.???

==========================

Ab Bush k bad Obama
zara sambhal k qadam rakhna iraq me obama
Bush ko pare hai jooty Tere tou utar denge pajama :-)

===========================

4 kam karo

1. Mobile switch off kro

2. Battery kholo

3. Sim nikalo

4. Mobile ko road pai dai maro

Jb koi msg hi nhi karna tou mobile
ki kya zarorat.

==========================

Plz mujhy 1 mis call do yahan light nhi hai

or mujhy mere cell mil nhi raha
.

.

.

Send it 2 ur frndz n check how intelligent dey r?

==========================

Girl’s college me strike thi,
Boys bhi unke saath the,
Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya.
“Hamaari Maange”
pichhe se awaaz aayi
“Sindhoor se bharo

=========================

Aik memon samander mein doob gaya,
Us ne dua ki YA ALLAH mujhe nikal de,
Me teri raah mein aik Chawal ki degh doon ga.

Aik lehar ne is ko bahar nikal diya,
Bahar aa kar bola: Konsi Degh?
Foran aik lehar aayi aur is ko wapas le gayi.

Memon bola: YA ALLAH mein ne to poocha tha Chicken Ya Beef?

=======================

Meri Prem kahani ka ajeeb ending tha

Wah Wah

Meri Prem kahani ka ajeeb ending tha

Izhar-e-Mohabat Sms se kiya tha,

Jo un ki Shaadi tak bhi Pending tha….!

Wah Wah

========================

Urdu bhi kaisi ajeeb zaban hai…!

Agar watch kharab ho jaye tou kehte hain k
“Band Hai…”

OR

Agar larki kharab ho tou kehte hain k

“Chalu Hai..”

=========================

Kal polio k qatray pilanay ka akhiri din hai
Is liaye aap bhi chalay jana
Q
K
.

.

.

.

Ap ki b teesri taang choti reh gai hai :-)

==========================

Arz kya hai

SmS doston ko itna kya k jeet gaye sms ki race,
Mobile bhi unka pareshan ho k kehna laga,
?

?

?

?

?

NO SPACE
.
.

No SPACE

========================== 

Urdu>>>

UrDU Jokes SMS Funny Messages

UrDU Jokes SMS

Police officer 2 his son!

Tumhara result acha nhi aaya,

Aaj se tumhara khelna aur T.V dekhna
band

Son!Ye 50 rupay pakro aur is baat ko yaheen dabado

==========================

Jotay khane k tum he ustaad nhi ho ARBAB….

Suna hai is zamanay mei koi BUSH bhi hai…

==========================

Ek charsi ki bakri gum ho gai bohat talash kya magar nhi mili,

Sham ko ghar aaya tou bakri samne bandhi hui thi,

Ghuse mai aa kar bakri zibah kar di,

Khud bhi khai or doston ko bhi khilai,

Jab subha so kar utha tou dekha bari sahi salamat khari thi,

Aur kuta gayeb tha……

==========================

Zindagi mai kuch sapny saja lena,

Dil mai kuch arman jaga lena,

Hum aap ki raahon se her dard chura lenge,

Jab chaho hum se Disprin
mangwa lena….

======================

Breaking News on Geo TV.

Pakistan mai loadshedding khatam

:

:

:

:

:

Abhi itna hi suna tha k light chali
gae :-(

==========================

A dirty msg

1 cockroach hotel gaya or waiter se kaha
1 plate bulghum 1 fry nak or nuzla

1 glas vomating shak le aao but hath safeguard se dho lena plz.

==========================

Best Sms of 1947.
.

.


Tab Mobile tha kya?
Kabhie to thora dimagh ka istamaal kar liye karo!
Bas Sms parhne ki lagi rehti hai..

=============================

Shikwa hamein manzoor nhi…

Aaj na koi bahana hoga …

Aap ko hamari khushiyoun ki qasam…

Next saal aap ko Nahana hoga

=======================

Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef mai,

.

.

.

Lafz Lafz Lafz

Lafz Lafz Lafz

Lafz Lafz Lafz

Lafz Lafz Lafz

Kafi hain ya aur likhon?

===========================

1 indian ne 24 ghnte tk pani mai sans rok

kar rehne ka rcord qaim kya hai jinhe kal
.

.

.

Bad namaz e zuher mewa shah qabristan

mai dafnaya jaega..

===========================

Aajib Hai Nakhre Tere…
Aajib Tera Style Hai…
Naak Pochne Ki Tameez Nahi
Haathoo Main Mobile Hai

Urdu>>>

Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS
Patient: Mujhe beemari hai.
Na khaaon to Bhook lagti hai.
Na Soun oto Neend aati hai.
Aur ziyada kam kar loon to thak jata hoon.
Doctor: Saari raat dhoop mein baitho theek ho jao gay.

==============================


Ek dafa ek chuua ek haati key pinjrey main ghuss jata hai.

Woh haati ko dekh ta hai aur pooch ta hai,

“Bhai haati aap itney barrey ho, aap ki kya umar hai?”

Haati bolta hai: Main teen saal ka ho gaya hoon.

Tumhaari kiya umar hai chuuey?
Chuua sharma key kahta hai: Umar to meri

bhi teen saal hai lekin dar assal bachpan mein

meri sahat kharaab rahti thi.

============================

Cheel urri

Kawwa urraa

Maina urri

Chirria urri

Gadha urra

Oops..Sorry jaldi main aap ka b urra
dia

=========================

Ek tou tum shrmatey bohat ho

Ager baat krey koi tumse tou itraatey boht ho

Dil chahat hai koi sms na karon tum ko

Per suna hai tum sms parh k muskuratey boht ho…

=============================

Hain dafan mujh mein meri kitni raunaqen mat pouch Faraz!

Ujar ujar k jo basta raha wo shehr hoon main..!

==============================

__l""l l""l__
(______)(______)

Ye hain wo joote jo BUSH per barsay thy in ki

Qemat Caror Dollar lag chuki hai mager aap k liye free!!

=============================

Itni shiddat se maine larki patane ki kosish ki hai,

K her amma nai mujhy apni beti ka haath na dene ke saazish ke hai

Kehte hain aggar tum sache dil se larki patana chaho

Tou pori kayenat tumhare liye larki patane mein lag jati hai

Ye larki kay chakar bhi apni hindi films
ki tarah hote hain

End mai sub theek ho hi jata hai,

Aur agar sub thek na ho tou chakar khatam nhi hota

Kyn k uski choti behn abhi baqi hai mere dost…

==============================

Main teri Maa Hoti
Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy

2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti …

Student: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy

Mashwara Kar k Bata Doonga … ;->

======================

Duniya buri ho sakti hai aap nhi

Duniya bewafa ho sakti hai aap nhi

Duniya zalim ho sakti hai aap nhi

aur
aur
aur

Kuttay ki dum sedhi ho sakti hai ap
ke nhi..

Urdu>>>

Jokes Funny SMS in Urdu

Jokes Funny SMS in Urdu

chooha Billi Se Darta Hai

Billi Kuttay Se Datrteee Hai

Kutta Aadmee Se Darta Hai

Aadmee
Biwi Se Darta Hai

Or
Biwi Choohay Se Dartee Hai

Hai Na Dunya Gol !!!!

=========================

Agar aap Gul Ahmad k kapray pehnay gay tu..

.

.
to

.

.
to

tu bichara Gul Ahmad kia pehnay ga?

============================

Girl Friend: Darling , Tum mere liye sitaray

tor kar la sakte ho?

Boy Friend: Mujhy koi amrood torne nahi deta

tum sitaaron ki baat karti ho..

=============================

Teri Sada ki Bay-rukhi ko mai aaj takbhula nhi paya…

Mubarak ho mubarak ho!!..Is shair me Faraz nhi aya

===============================

KFC New Prices

Piza @Rs.200
Chicken @Rs.150
Burger @Rs.100
Pepsi @Rs.50

Lakin ap phir b kuch kha nhi sakte Q K
ap k pas tou sms k liye b paisy nhi hote.

=======================

1 choohay ko agar 1 bille se love
ho jaye tou wo kon sa gaana gaey ga?
.
.
.
.

Very simple

Billo rani…

Kaho tou abhi jaan day doon.

==========================

Bhai log!

Ghajini dekhne k bad andaza hua k
apke bhi b Amir khan se kuch kam
nhi hai.

Mein b parhta hun,samjhta hun,

Phir 15 min bad sab bhool jata hun.

==========================

A dirty msg

1 cockroach hotel gya aur waiter sai kaha

1 plate bulghum 1 fry nak or nuzla

1 glass vomating shake le aao

But hath safeguard se dho laina plz

===========================

Boy: Suit to bohot acha pehna hai.

Girl: thanks

Boy: Lipstick bhi achi hai.

Girl: thanks

Boy: Makeup bhi bohot acha hai.

Girl: thanks

Boy: Lekin achi phir bhi nahi lag rahi ho.

=============================

1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue
“Hamen Vote Do,
Mai Yakeen Dilata Hn Agar Mein Kamyab Hogya
To Phr Kisi K Haan Bhi Kaka Paida Hoa To
“Govt.”
Us K Ghar Muft Nachay Gi…

=============================

Ye lo aik rupey ka Coin aur mujhe Cute sa Sms

karo kanjoosi ki bhi koi had hoti hai

Aur khabar dar is aik rupey ki tofee khareedi to…

==============================

TV On karo….

Abhi abhi Government of Pakistan ne Ordinance jaari kiya hai

k

KhoobSoorat logon ko is mulk se nikal diya jaye ga

Aap to 100% save ho

.
.
.
Par mein kahan Jaaon??

Urdu>>>

Urdu Latefay SMS

Urdu Latefay SMS

Makhlooq ko mat Tang kia kero
Once a Molvi went 2 Zardarii

&

Said !

“Makhlooq ko mat Tang kia kero Werna Allah ka Aazab ayega “

Zardari said!

Bholay Badshao ! Mein he wo Azaab hoon jo aa Chuka hai

===========================

BV se larayi khatam hoi?
1 dost: BV se larayi khatam hoi?

2nd dost: gutne taik k mere pass ai thi

1st: ussney gutne taik kay kia kaha?

2nd: yehi key bed k nichey se nikal aao khuch nahi kahongi

===========================

Murgi to anday deti hai.

Anday to sufaid hote hein.

Sufaid to dood bhi hota hai.

Dood to bhains deti hai.

Bhains to kali hoti hai.

Kala to bangali bhi hota hai.

Bangali to paan khaata hai.

Paan to laal hota hai.

Laal to gulaab bhi hota hai.

Gulab mein to Kaantein hote hein.

Kantein to machli mein bhi hote hein.

Machli to pani mein terti hai.

Pani mein to insan bhi tera hai.

Insan to lamba hota hai.

Lamba to mera ye Sms bhi hai.

Mujhe to deemagh khana tha.

Ha ha ha

=======================

Boy:Tum shadi k baad apnay liye alag ghar to nahi maango gi?

Girl:Aray nahi!! tum apni amma ko alag ghar dila dena

=======================

Bhikari: Baboo 10 Rs. ka sawal hai, chaay (Tea) peenee hai.

Aadmee: Lykin chaay tu 05 Rs. ki aati hai.

Bhikari (sharmatay hoay): Woh meri girl friend bhi saath hai.

Urdu>>>