Gain weight in a week?

Gain weight in a week?
Apna Wazan Sirf 7 dino men barhaen.

UrDU Jokes SMS Funny Messages

UrDU Jokes SMS

Police officer 2 his son!

Tumhara result acha nhi aaya,

Aaj se tumhara khelna aur T.V dekhna
band

Son!Ye 50 rupay pakro aur is baat ko yaheen dabado

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Jotay khane k tum he ustaad nhi ho ARBAB….

Suna hai is zamanay mei koi BUSH bhi hai…

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Ek charsi ki bakri gum ho gai bohat talash kya magar nhi mili,

Sham ko ghar aaya tou bakri samne bandhi hui thi,

Ghuse mai aa kar bakri zibah kar di,

Khud bhi khai or doston ko bhi khilai,

Jab subha so kar utha tou dekha bari sahi salamat khari thi,

Aur kuta gayeb tha……

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Zindagi mai kuch sapny saja lena,

Dil mai kuch arman jaga lena,

Hum aap ki raahon se her dard chura lenge,

Jab chaho hum se Disprin
mangwa lena….

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Breaking News on Geo TV.

Pakistan mai loadshedding khatam

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Abhi itna hi suna tha k light chali
gae :-(

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A dirty msg

1 cockroach hotel gaya or waiter se kaha
1 plate bulghum 1 fry nak or nuzla

1 glas vomating shak le aao but hath safeguard se dho lena plz.

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Best Sms of 1947.
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Tab Mobile tha kya?
Kabhie to thora dimagh ka istamaal kar liye karo!
Bas Sms parhne ki lagi rehti hai..

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Shikwa hamein manzoor nhi…

Aaj na koi bahana hoga …

Aap ko hamari khushiyoun ki qasam…

Next saal aap ko Nahana hoga

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Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef mai,

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Lafz Lafz Lafz

Kafi hain ya aur likhon?

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1 indian ne 24 ghnte tk pani mai sans rok

kar rehne ka rcord qaim kya hai jinhe kal
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Bad namaz e zuher mewa shah qabristan

mai dafnaya jaega..

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Aajib Hai Nakhre Tere…
Aajib Tera Style Hai…
Naak Pochne Ki Tameez Nahi
Haathoo Main Mobile Hai

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