Urdu Jokes Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Jokes Urdu Funny SMS

Purani Kahawat hai ke,

Sonay ke time Tension ko saath le ker nahi sona chaiye.

Lekin phir bhi Log pata nahi kiu??

Apni Biwi ko apne saath le ker sotay hein.???

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Ab Bush k bad Obama
zara sambhal k qadam rakhna iraq me obama
Bush ko pare hai jooty Tere tou utar denge pajama :-)

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4 kam karo

1. Mobile switch off kro

2. Battery kholo

3. Sim nikalo

4. Mobile ko road pai dai maro

Jb koi msg hi nhi karna tou mobile
ki kya zarorat.

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Plz mujhy 1 mis call do yahan light nhi hai

or mujhy mere cell mil nhi raha
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Send it 2 ur frndz n check how intelligent dey r?

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Girl’s college me strike thi,
Boys bhi unke saath the,
Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya.
“Hamaari Maange”
pichhe se awaaz aayi
“Sindhoor se bharo

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Aik memon samander mein doob gaya,
Us ne dua ki YA ALLAH mujhe nikal de,
Me teri raah mein aik Chawal ki degh doon ga.

Aik lehar ne is ko bahar nikal diya,
Bahar aa kar bola: Konsi Degh?
Foran aik lehar aayi aur is ko wapas le gayi.

Memon bola: YA ALLAH mein ne to poocha tha Chicken Ya Beef?

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Meri Prem kahani ka ajeeb ending tha

Wah Wah

Meri Prem kahani ka ajeeb ending tha

Izhar-e-Mohabat Sms se kiya tha,

Jo un ki Shaadi tak bhi Pending tha….!

Wah Wah

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Urdu bhi kaisi ajeeb zaban hai…!

Agar watch kharab ho jaye tou kehte hain k
“Band Hai…”

OR

Agar larki kharab ho tou kehte hain k

“Chalu Hai..”

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Kal polio k qatray pilanay ka akhiri din hai
Is liaye aap bhi chalay jana
Q
K
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Ap ki b teesri taang choti reh gai hai :-)

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Arz kya hai

SmS doston ko itna kya k jeet gaye sms ki race,
Mobile bhi unka pareshan ho k kehna laga,
?

?

?

?

?

NO SPACE
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No SPACE

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