Urdu Funny SMS
Patient: Mujhe beemari hai.
Na khaaon to Bhook lagti hai.
Na Soun oto Neend aati hai.
Aur ziyada kam kar loon to thak jata hoon.
Doctor: Saari raat dhoop mein baitho theek ho jao gay.
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Ek dafa ek chuua ek haati key pinjrey main ghuss jata hai.
Woh haati ko dekh ta hai aur pooch ta hai,
“Bhai haati aap itney barrey ho, aap ki kya umar hai?”
Haati bolta hai: Main teen saal ka ho gaya hoon.
Tumhaari kiya umar hai chuuey?
Chuua sharma key kahta hai: Umar to meri
bhi teen saal hai lekin dar assal bachpan mein
meri sahat kharaab rahti thi.
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Cheel urri
Kawwa urraa
Maina urri
Chirria urri
Gadha urra
Oops..Sorry jaldi main aap ka b urra
dia
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Ek tou tum shrmatey bohat ho
Ager baat krey koi tumse tou itraatey boht ho
Dil chahat hai koi sms na karon tum ko
Per suna hai tum sms parh k muskuratey boht ho…
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Hain dafan mujh mein meri kitni raunaqen mat pouch Faraz!
Ujar ujar k jo basta raha wo shehr hoon main..!
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__l""l l""l__
(______)(______)
Ye hain wo joote jo BUSH per barsay thy in ki
Qemat Caror Dollar lag chuki hai mager aap k liye free!!
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Itni shiddat se maine larki patane ki kosish ki hai,
K her amma nai mujhy apni beti ka haath na dene ke saazish ke hai
Kehte hain aggar tum sache dil se larki patana chaho
Tou pori kayenat tumhare liye larki patane mein lag jati hai
Ye larki kay chakar bhi apni hindi films
ki tarah hote hain
End mai sub theek ho hi jata hai,
Aur agar sub thek na ho tou chakar khatam nhi hota
Kyn k uski choti behn abhi baqi hai mere dost…
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Main teri Maa Hoti
Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy
2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti …
Student: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy
Mashwara Kar k Bata Doonga … ;->
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Duniya buri ho sakti hai aap nhi
Duniya bewafa ho sakti hai aap nhi
Duniya zalim ho sakti hai aap nhi
aur
aur
aur
Kuttay ki dum sedhi ho sakti hai ap
ke nhi..
Urdu>>>
Patient: Mujhe beemari hai.
Na khaaon to Bhook lagti hai.
Na Soun oto Neend aati hai.
Aur ziyada kam kar loon to thak jata hoon.
Doctor: Saari raat dhoop mein baitho theek ho jao gay.
==============================
Ek dafa ek chuua ek haati key pinjrey main ghuss jata hai.
Woh haati ko dekh ta hai aur pooch ta hai,
“Bhai haati aap itney barrey ho, aap ki kya umar hai?”
Haati bolta hai: Main teen saal ka ho gaya hoon.
Tumhaari kiya umar hai chuuey?
Chuua sharma key kahta hai: Umar to meri
bhi teen saal hai lekin dar assal bachpan mein
meri sahat kharaab rahti thi.
============================
Cheel urri
Kawwa urraa
Maina urri
Chirria urri
Gadha urra
Oops..Sorry jaldi main aap ka b urra
dia
=========================
Ek tou tum shrmatey bohat ho
Ager baat krey koi tumse tou itraatey boht ho
Dil chahat hai koi sms na karon tum ko
Per suna hai tum sms parh k muskuratey boht ho…
=============================
Hain dafan mujh mein meri kitni raunaqen mat pouch Faraz!
Ujar ujar k jo basta raha wo shehr hoon main..!
==============================
__l""l l""l__
(______)(______)
Ye hain wo joote jo BUSH per barsay thy in ki
Qemat Caror Dollar lag chuki hai mager aap k liye free!!
=============================
Itni shiddat se maine larki patane ki kosish ki hai,
K her amma nai mujhy apni beti ka haath na dene ke saazish ke hai
Kehte hain aggar tum sache dil se larki patana chaho
Tou pori kayenat tumhare liye larki patane mein lag jati hai
Ye larki kay chakar bhi apni hindi films
ki tarah hote hain
End mai sub theek ho hi jata hai,
Aur agar sub thek na ho tou chakar khatam nhi hota
Kyn k uski choti behn abhi baqi hai mere dost…
==============================
Main teri Maa Hoti
Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy
2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti …
Student: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy
Mashwara Kar k Bata Doonga … ;->
======================
Duniya buri ho sakti hai aap nhi
Duniya bewafa ho sakti hai aap nhi
Duniya zalim ho sakti hai aap nhi
aur
aur
aur
Kuttay ki dum sedhi ho sakti hai ap
ke nhi..
Urdu>>>