Urdu Whatsapp SMS

Urdu Whatsapp SMS

Hanstay raho muskratay raho..
Aik cheeni aur Pakistani chaand per gaye,
Oper jaa ker Cheeni nay nechay dekhtay huay kaha,
Woh dekho China wall nazer aa rahi hai...
Pakistani: Anni dia aj budh a tay CNG wasty line lagi a.


Sabzi teri ho Mandi meri ho,
wa wa wa..
Gari meri ho CNG teri ho,,.
wa wa wa..
Hum dono ki dosti itni gehri ho..
K Mangeter teri ho or shadi meri ho..
Ab bhi bol na wa wa....


Husbands are like bluetooth..
When they are with wife they are connected with her.
When they are not they are searching for other devices..


Aik bhikari ki lottery lg gyi,,
Uss nay mandir banvaya..
2nd bhikari,, Mandir kyun banvaya?
1st: Ab men is kay samnay akelay he bheek manga karon ga.
The solid investment...

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Whatsapp Urdu Status

Whatsapp Urdu Status

Congratulation !!!
Whatsapp and BBM are ranked 2nd and 3rd position
for chatting and gossip.
However, Women still continue yo retain the first position.


Baaten to bahot kertay ho Ishq aur khaloos ki..
Zara apnay dil men bhi to dekho hum hen bhi ya nahi,?


Wife: Tumm mujhay aisi do baten bolo kay aik say men khush ho jaon aur dosri per mujhay ghusa aa jaye.,
Husband: Tum meri zindagi ho, Aur lanat hai aisi zindagi per..


Ustaad: Pakistan men aman qaim kyun nahi hota?
Papu: Humara jhanda (flag) he ulta hai,
Ustaad: woh kesay?
Papu: Sufaid rang aman ka hai aur sabz (green) rang qom ka,
Aman ko danda dua hua hai, ager yehi danda qom ko dia hota to aaj aman qaim hota.,
Ustaad: Lakh de lanat e kutia...

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