Urdu Funny SMS-Messages

Urdu Funny SMS-Messages
Love Bhare Hindi sms
Ek dau teenh, chaar pach cheh sath ath nauu, duss gyarah, barah tera…Very nice .. kal ABCD seekenge.

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Tajmahal Banaya
Shahjahan ne Taj Mahal banaya, Bahut Khus Hua, har ek Deewaro ko gor se dekha, sab khidki ko gor se dekha, har ek decoration ko dekha, phir bhari soach mein pad gaya aur achanak bola… Majak majak mein …Solid Kharcha ho gaya bhai

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Satan aur Banta Hindi SMS Joke
Santa ATM se paise nikal raha tha, itne mein banta bola hahaha …maine tumhara pass word deakh liya hai aur mein jaanta hu woh ***** hai. Santa bola, galat jawab, mera pasword tau 12345 hai.

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Funny Love Joke in hindi
Yeh joh tension hai woh deemag mein hota hai aur pyaar dil mein, lekin phir bhi jab tension hoti hai tau dil ka daura padta hai aut jub pyaar hota hai tau log pagal ho jaate ho. Yeh kaisa connection hai?

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Sardar ji Hindi SMS Jokes
Santa Singh ek bar bank loot leta hai aur cashier ko kahata hai ke 50000 ess bag mein bharo do, Cashier bolta hai sau sau ke logo na? Santa Singh bolta hai nahi khada hoke he le lunga.

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Funny SMS in Hindi from Girl to Boy
Agar tum mujhe bhool jaoge tau 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 sab ke sab daath tod dungi.

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Mumbaiya Funny Sms
You Are Marvellous
You Are Aggressive
You Are Mastermind
and You Are Unbelievable
In short You Are M-A-M-U!

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Bollywood Funny Hindi SMS
Robert to Ajit
England mein War ho gaya hai ‘Bass”
Ajit To Robert
So What? India mein har roz war hota hai, Somwar, Mangalwar, Budhwar…!


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Urdu Jokes Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Jokes Urdu Funny SMS

Purani Kahawat hai ke,

Sonay ke time Tension ko saath le ker nahi sona chaiye.

Lekin phir bhi Log pata nahi kiu??

Apni Biwi ko apne saath le ker sotay hein.???

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Ab Bush k bad Obama
zara sambhal k qadam rakhna iraq me obama
Bush ko pare hai jooty Tere tou utar denge pajama :-)

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4 kam karo

1. Mobile switch off kro

2. Battery kholo

3. Sim nikalo

4. Mobile ko road pai dai maro

Jb koi msg hi nhi karna tou mobile
ki kya zarorat.

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Plz mujhy 1 mis call do yahan light nhi hai

or mujhy mere cell mil nhi raha
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Send it 2 ur frndz n check how intelligent dey r?

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Girl’s college me strike thi,
Boys bhi unke saath the,
Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya.
“Hamaari Maange”
pichhe se awaaz aayi
“Sindhoor se bharo

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Aik memon samander mein doob gaya,
Us ne dua ki YA ALLAH mujhe nikal de,
Me teri raah mein aik Chawal ki degh doon ga.

Aik lehar ne is ko bahar nikal diya,
Bahar aa kar bola: Konsi Degh?
Foran aik lehar aayi aur is ko wapas le gayi.

Memon bola: YA ALLAH mein ne to poocha tha Chicken Ya Beef?

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Meri Prem kahani ka ajeeb ending tha

Wah Wah

Meri Prem kahani ka ajeeb ending tha

Izhar-e-Mohabat Sms se kiya tha,

Jo un ki Shaadi tak bhi Pending tha….!

Wah Wah

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Urdu bhi kaisi ajeeb zaban hai…!

Agar watch kharab ho jaye tou kehte hain k
“Band Hai…”

OR

Agar larki kharab ho tou kehte hain k

“Chalu Hai..”

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Kal polio k qatray pilanay ka akhiri din hai
Is liaye aap bhi chalay jana
Q
K
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Ap ki b teesri taang choti reh gai hai :-)

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Arz kya hai

SmS doston ko itna kya k jeet gaye sms ki race,
Mobile bhi unka pareshan ho k kehna laga,
?

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NO SPACE
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No SPACE

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