Funny urdu jokes Sms

Funny urdu jokes Sms

Pap'p0o:
ClassroOm Me
Betha tha,

1 Larki Mehanga
Perfume Laga
kAr Enter hOwi,
or
Boli Cobra Perfume
Price 8000..

2nd Larki Aai
Or
Boli Jasmine
Price 12000/=

3esri Aai or
B0li Lomani c0de
Price 7000..

PoOri clasS me
khusHbO Mehak
Rahi thi..

Phir Achanak
3en0o Larkion
Ne Apni Naak
Pakar Li...
Or
Pappu kO
Dekhne Lagien,

Pappu Muskuraty hoe Bola..


Mooliyaaaa'n
14 rupay Killo...



Sirf 2 log muqadar walay hotay hain
1-woh jinhay sacha pyar milta ha
"Or"
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2-woh jin ka Tarbooz Laal nikalta hai.
"HAPPY Tarbooz SEaSoN" >



Insan ko Bemar kr Deny wali Chezo me se 1 cheez
"APN0 KI JUDAI HY"
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So
Plz
Roz Aik 2 sms kr dia krn
(' , ')>
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/ /Rati V hlka Jya Bukhar hogya c..



Lipat kr mehboob ki bahon me aisa josh aya
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Wah wah,
Fer.?
Ody Abbay ne wekh lya te Civil hospital vich hosh aya.



Jinny
L a h o r e
ni
vekhya
O jamiya e
Nie
wa wa wa
*Jinny
K a r a c h i
ni
vekhya
O marya e Ni
wa wa wa
*Jinny
M u r r e e
ni
vekhya
o Tharya e Ni
wa wa wa
*Jinne
M u l t a n
ni
vekhya
O sarya e ni
wa wa wa
Tey
Jinne
T a w a n u
nai
vekhya
O darya e ni
Ohh my God
(@..@)
/)"( /
_/ /_
hun v kr0
wa wa wa
Oye Ruk!?
Delete na Kareen?
Thally Kar!
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Hor kr
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Hor
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Hor thally
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Aaon dy
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Aaon dy
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Hor aaon dy
Thallay
Thallay
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Shabash hor kr thally
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ai ja
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ai ja
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thora aur
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Bas
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Chal
Hun
delet kar dy'



Don't be angry like that my Love
One day u must leave the world my Love.
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Nahi samjhe..?
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Aven russya na kar meri jan sajna
Ik din chad jana ay jahaan Sajna.
:
('.')/
<)( english bolna koi khala g da wara nai... :D ;)